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Tuesday, November 14, 2000

Angerson.com, The Unauthorized Autobiography of Joe Angerson
The five strangest things CBS anchor Dan Rather said during the election coverage...
This stuff is too weird to make up.

"This race is shakier than cafeteria Jell-o."

"If a frog had side pockets, he'd carry a hand gun."

"This race is tight like a too-small bathing suit on a too-long ride home from the beach."

"This will show you how tight it is - it's spandex tight."

"This election swings like one of those pendulum things."

"This race is as tight as the rusted lug nuts on a 57 Ford."

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