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Friday, November 10, 2000

From: fuckedcompany.com
I'm out of dog food and my cat's box needs new litter. I know what I'll do: I'll order Dog Chow and Fresh Step online from a sock puppet, and then I'll watch the dog starve and the cat shit all over the house while I wait for it to be delivered!
Pets.com is over.