A recent IM exchange:
kim000000: how do I keep disks from getting jammed in my disk drive
Creepy937: stop putting them in
Creepy937: try Pam
Creepy937: ..wait!
kim000000: wait what
Creepy937: only kidding
kim000000: I was thinkin wd40
Creepy937: do not try Pam
Creepy937: or wd40
Creepy937: that would be bad
kim000000: that stuff use to work
kim000000: yeah
kim000000: I figured

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