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Saturday, February 24, 2001

Teddy Tenenbaum is writing the script for a Land of the Lost movie:
"Teddy Tenenbaum originally played Augustus Gloop in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." Since that time, he has been trying desperately to repair the image of German children. He spends much of his time at Bavarian fat farms for youngsters, leading the little schnitzels in rousing renditions of "I am Woman" and playing exciting games of chance where the rewards are marzipan Oompah-Loompahs ("How ve love to bite zeir little heads off!") and the punishments are midnight jogs in the wolf-infested Black Forest. He would like to thank his wife for supporting him through the difficult Jenny Craig years and God for not smiting him."

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