Julius Sharpe, Comedian and Warrior-Poet.
Hey, his jokes are good.

My last car was so bad, to get rid of it, I had to perform a reverse carjacking. I got out of the car, held a guy on the street at gunpoint and said, "Get in!"
He became really confused when I stole my own hubcaps.

Maybe that's why Evan made him a Blogs Of Note.