Monday, September 15, 2003

Lost Remote | Things the Viewer Never, Ever Says
'I'm only going to watch the helicopter station from now on.'

'Surely the helicopter is the ultimate sign of the greatest news station.'

'Oh, they're LIVE at the State House. Well, alright then. There was no way I was going to believe a pre-packaged story about the budget.'

'TEAM Coverage? Now I'm watching!'

'Remind me - can Halloween be dangerous for my kids?'
I better go prepare for the hurricane by buying milk, bread and water.

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