I was in the middle of a really weird dream when you woke me up,' I said, slipping the fat woman jeans on. 'Really, weird. I don't remember much about it. In fact nothing at all. Except that it was weird and fascinating. Wow.'Laugh out loud funny.
'Put your jeans on!' My lady yelled. 'Get the small bat under the bed and go downstairs and get rid of the raccoon!'
Tuesday, September 30, 2003
utter wonder: the idle thoughts of c monks: raccoon in my house week - part 1: the terrifying and shocking story begins