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Wednesday, January 21, 2004

Shorter State of the Union

State of the Union.

Bush
Goodness is good. Families are good. Drug use is down. Steroids are bad. STDs are bad. Fact: Abstinence is the only solution. Culture is bad. Marriage is good. Gay people are bad.
Democratic response.

Pelosi
America is good. Democrats are good. We should cooperate with other countries.
Daschle
America is good. Americans are good. Dead people are bad. Cheap drugs are good.
via [ The Ultimate Insult ] via [ B.A.'s Weblog ]

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