"Along with the declaration of war, the MEU sent a message to the American people.
'To the oppressed, silenced U.S. citizens—help is on the way,' Rajib said. 'Liberty is on the march. Be assured: At the end of a long tunnel shines the light of freedom.'
According to Rajib, the MEU will provide extensive humanitarian and robotitarian aid to the citizens of the U.S., and has already begun moving stockpiles of breakfast, lunch, and dinner pills to the marijuana-producing regions of Mexico, Canada, and Quebec."
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
The Onion 2056
Democratic Middle Eastern Union Vote To Invade US: