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Thursday, April 13, 2006

Egypt Under Seige - The Ten Plagues Revisited


The BBC page on Passover has a lot of good information.

While reading it, I was wondering what would the news coverage would be like if the ten plagues happend today.

REPORTER IN STUDIO:
"EGYPT UNDER SEIGE: DAY 1, The Plague of Blood: God turned the water of the River Nile into blood today. Let's get a report from a HEBREW IN THE STREET."

HEBREW IN STREET:
"Shalom, OY VEY! The Nile is all red with blood, the fish died and the water stinks."

REPORTER IN STUDIO:
"Have you seen any frogs?"

HEBREW IN STREET:
"No, no frogs."