Best Larry David Story Ever

Life Outtacontext: Curbing My Enthusiasm:

"I was standing on the subway platform Friday afternoon, looking forward to the weekend. It started out as a normal commute home. As the train came into the station it was packed with fellow commuters. I know just where to stand to be next to the doors when the subway stops. My station is a transit point between three lines so there are always a lot of people exiting and getting onto the train."

We are all Larry David.