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Saturday, November 29, 2008

Strangely Ironic Book Meme - The Atheist Blogger

Strangely Ironic Book Meme - The Atheist Blogger:
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 56.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next seven sentences in your journal along with these instructions.
5. Don’t dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the CLOSEST.
The closest book:

The Word of Mouth Manual, Volume II:
The Glory of jojoba.

You're so knowledgeable and enthusiastic that one of your buddies asks, "What are you getting paid?"

You're a little offended by the question. "Of course not. This is really good stuff," you say.

For a moment, your caffeinated sunscreen seems like more of a friend than the friend does.
For fun, I've also got The Ninja Handbook:
DO NOT carry your sword whimssicaly or in staged musicals.

DO NOT throw your sword. You should have plenty of other sharp and deadly things to whip at people.

DO NOT stab, slice, or thrust toward yourself unlessyou are absolutely certain you can stop the sword before it stabs, slices, or thrusts you (demonized limbs are an exception).

DO NOT be hesitant about using y our sword in conjunction with another weapon. If it is a proper Ninja sword you should be able to attach chains and bull whips for building up speed an reaching around corners, bat shurikens, flip other nonjas, do anything your freaky mind can think of in the heat of battle.
You'll have to buy the book if you want to read more... There's too much to type...

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