alt text is a nicely designed web site I just found which lead me to discover another blogger type site - Live Journal which lead me to find out that Jish has a redesign he's promoting with a graphic that says "where's Jish?" which lead me to find the site for that guy who draws the funny airline card comics at air toons.

Business Internet Tech weblog by DC Dennison of The Boston Globe.

Go to Dilberito.com for food and here for video.

Iona wants to be a model. She has her portfolio posted on One Model Place. I think I'll register to be a photographer. I'll specialize in:

Fashion
Casual
Swimwear
Lingerie
Nude
Glamour
Art Nude
Erotic/Adult

I'll be like Marc Spickler.

Yeah, that's the ticket. And when it gets warmer we can go to the beach.

Try it, You'll like it.
via The Ultimate Insult

Not a lot of talk, just cool links. I visited Melon Design via this site.

The Beagle Brigade: Protecting America buy sniffing out meat.
via Royal Journal

Last night's NYPD Blue was exceptional. Amanda writes a summary, comments and a preview of next week. Warning: This page contains a spoiler about future episodes. If you read it though, it'll make you feel better.

Star Trek: Voyager's last episode will be on May 23rd. I'll be sorry to see it go, but am looking forward to what comes next .

Is this the face of Christ? If it is, I think religious gift shop sales will suffer.

This is not Carlton your doorman... entertainment news with a UK perspective.

TOON-O-MATIC looks like fun.
via design is kinky

Stir the Pot. That's dancing!

Sweet Fancy Moses is an online journal of wit. School can be hard, for teachers.

Now they are letting anyone have an interactive Internet talk radio show. When I have mine, I'll let you know.

Who Would Buy That? had this link to an auction site I hadn't seen before, Popula.

I was just talking with John Lennon about Jesus and the weather. He's a lot more talkative that I thought he'd be.

The Mirror Project

From the beginning I realized that I wasn't the first, nor would I be the last to snap a photograph of myself in a mirror.

Send a postcard.

I put some new stuff up on ebay if you are interested.

A bunch of NEW WAVE buttons including:
BOOMTOWN RATS,
Joe Jackson,
PATTI SMITH,
PRETENDERS,
PUBLIC IMAGE LIMITED - PIL,
UNDERTONES, and
XTC

A cool CATGOYLE Mason's Mark Pewter PAPERWEIGHT,
A HOCKEY PUCK from the NAGANO 1998 OLYMPICS,
A RARE MACINTOSH LAPEL PIN in its original bag and the coolest thing,
A 1986 APPLE COMPUTER: DICK and JANE promotional booklet for an IIe upgrade program.

Pepsi Top belly ring.

Going many extra miles to make customer happy

''The look on his face when I took off the blindfold,'' she said, pausing. ''It was perfect.''

The Grand Hotel and Felicia Rose.

The Art Of Innovation

We all have a creative side, and it can flourish if you spawn a culture to encourage it, one that embraces risks and wild ideas and tolerates the occasional failure.
- Tom Kelley

Now you can take your cell phone to the beach and not worry about it getting wet. As a matter of fact, you can jump into the ocean with it and make a call! Just put it into an Aquapac first.

Nicole Kidman and Russell Crowe canoodling until 3 AM!

The Victorian Internet.
The Remarkable Story of the Telegraph and the Nineteenth Century's On-Line Pioneers or What happens when you send 200 monks out in a line 1 mile long, have them hold on to an iron wire, and then attach a battery to one end.

The Creepy Steve Cam is not streaming live video to the web. That's a good thing.

Assignment Editor is now used in about 98 percent of the TV Newsrooms in the U.S., and gets traffic from over 80 countries around the world. Now they are going to buy your home videos, of newsworthy footage, and resell them to the media!

This is the last day for my current ebay auctions.

Next up, Grandma's Irish Bread!

Here's a couple of cool links from Boston.

Co-op Pop is empowering the little guy. Features national acts based in Boston including The Pushstars, The Sheila Divine, Orbit, Kay Hanley and more.

Boston Comedy Festival. 41 Shows. 200 Comedians including Tony V, Eugene Mirman, Bill Braudis, Mike McDonald, Neil Robert, Freddie Stone, Brendon Small, Mark "Sparky" Schneider and more.

I'll have a fat roll filled with rice, sweetened cooked egg, pickled gourd, and bits of vegetables.

I guess we didn't make it on Survivor III.

... we have evaluated your application for "Survivor III" and have determined that you do not meet our needs at this time.

Noah Grey is resting.
via gleanings

I know that ladies room's are all nice and stuff, with couches and palm trees and everything... I saw it on Saturday Night Live once. Here's a chance for all the ladies to see what it's like inside a men's room. Not as much the physical side, but the psychological side of going to the bathroom and using a urinal. Go ahead, it won't hurt.

Quisp was designed by Jay Ward of "Rocky and Bullwinkle'' fame.

Millions Made Successful Trades On eBay Yesterday.

The Simpsons - Xrated.
There will be "...lots of Simpson sex in the movie."
via Drudge

Oh Noooooo!! Watch Mr. Bill.

Mir is crashing! Mir is crashing! Step right up folks. Get your gifts here .

Hit Television Shows in Iraq:
"Husseinfeld"
"Mad About Everything"
"U.S. Military Secrets Revealed"

Rabies shots are no longer given in the belly.

Wireimage has photos from recent entertainment events.

Two guys ICQ logs made public. Ouch!

Robot and friend

The RS-01 is a domestic quadruped robot, and will be by far the largest and most powerful , legged robot available for sale in the world.

Will the dog be for sale too?

Report: Priests, Missionaries Sexually Abuse Nuns

A mother superior was continually ignored by the local bishop when she complained that priests in the diocese had made 29 of her nuns pregnant.

He was busy recriuting new nuns.

Have Fun

"Look, if you're having a great time while you're playing this, and you miss a few notes, it doesn't matter. They'll still have a great time," he gestured toward us, "But if you're nervous and uptight about it, and you hit every single note—who cares!" -Yo-Yo Ma

You are going to like playing around in hexstatic. Remix, toy sounds, Asteroids and more. Have fun.
via k10k.net

Amazoning The News

The four things needed to create a story. Once upon a time. Suddenly. Luckily. Happily ever after.

On the web it's different.
via metafilter

Postal Experiments
What happens when you mail a $20 bill, sealed in plastic, to someone? Will it ever get delivered?
via Useless Pages via gleanings

The Illuminati

Behind the United States and its Constitution is a small group of men whose sole objective is to enslave the whole world and humanity in their satanic plot for a one world govenment.

Are they less infulential now that Clinton is out of office?

Taco Bell is offering a free taco to everyone in the U.S. if the Mir space station hits a floating Taco Bell target placed in the South Pacific.

Is that a reward or punishment?

Girls, Girls, Girls

“A lot of girls who are the prettiest girl on the block peak at being the prettiest girl on the block.”

I feel sorry for them... Not really.

| T | U | R | N | T | A | B | L | E | S |

Stress-O-Meter^TM

Do you feel like you don't have enough time to eat or visit the bathroom during the day? Do you "forget" or "not get a chance" to take your legally-guaranteed breaks?"

Way too friggin' much

These parents are happy because they just gave their kid a PocketCard Visa. Now they can watch how much their kid spends and where. All they have to do is log on to a web page. They'll really be thrilled when they install Spector on their kids PC because it spys on the kid and takes snapshots of the PC screen. Now mom and dad will be able to see all web sites visited, all chat conversations, all keystrokes typed, and all incoming and out going e-mail activity. If they want activity reports sent to an e-mail address, they can install eBlaster.

The Nasubi Show

Nippon Television's (NTV) producers have obviously never heard of the Geneva Convention. If they had, they wouldn't have treated poor Nasubi the way they did. They wouldn't have stripped him naked and shut him in an apartment, alone with no food, furniture, household goods, or entertainment. They wouldn't have kept him there for over a year until he had won $10 000 in prizes by sending in postcards to contests. They wouldn't have cut him off from the world and they would have told him that he was on nation-wide TV.

via little green weblog

This guy in The Netherlands is planning a trip around the world and needs a place to stay. Can he stay at your place?

Finding a lost love.

Gail, I realize you may never read this,but in the event that you do I want you to know that I have never been able to get you off of my mind. I think back to the times we went to Six Flags over Georgia, our going to see Glen Campbell at the Charlotte Coliseum, and even the times we went to see the races.

I'm pretty sure Gail has moved on to Jim Nabors by now.

Pursue Your Passion

"The road to happiness lies in two simple principles:
find what it is that interests you and that you can do well, and when you find it, put your whole soul into it -- every bit of energy and ambition and natural ability you have."

--John D. Rockefeller III

via Cheryl Richardson

If you go to eBay and view About Me for creepysteve, you'll see all the new stuff I just put up for auction. It includes a couple of TOPPS baseball cards from 1970, A FUTURAMA clicker, a MADNESS pin, a RAMONES pin, a 100th Boston Marathon set of pins, RARE 1984 video "The Macintosh Story", and 3 Frito Lay Pencil Toppers. Have fun!

Note: The Boston Marathon Pins and the Cheetos Pencil topper sold right away, so you won't see them on the list anymore!

Welcome to the Garden of Eden. It's a former clay pit in the UK. Ta.

One2Free I Date U. Virtual dating over cell phones causes a furor because one of the dates is a 16 year old school girl.

Wedding toast: May all your ups and downs occur between the sheets. Channel 4 gameshow contestants have sex in front of cameras.

George W. Bush-San

The Very Rich Pay Growing Tax Share (washingtonpost.com)

The political battle over President Bush's tax-cut plan has centered on charges that it tilts too heavily to upper-income taxpayers. But the debate has obscured one fact about the nation's progressive tax system -- an increasingly small segment of the population pays a huge share of federal income taxes.

Consider this: The 400 wealthiest taxpayers pay about as much in federal income taxes as more than 40 million individuals and families at the bottom of the income scale, according to Internal Revenue Service data.

Those 400 taxpayers paid about $8.7 billion in taxes last year, more than enough to fund the State Department and its 30,000 employees in 250 embassies, consulates and other offices around the world.

Can't we just move to a flat tax system where everyone pays a percentage of their income each year? We could even use PayPal.
via Signal vs. Noise

A snowball to the face. That's gotta hurt!

dealnews. Hand-picked bargains.

We don't sell it, we tell it: dealnews is your daily source for hot money-saving price cuts and promos, found by readers like you.

The prices are i-n-s-a-n-e!

CheneyHeartWatch.com. The website with a finger on the pulse of the Presidency.

j O n n O | (that's with two n's and two o's)

From: STIKJOCK**@aol.com
Date: Wednesday, July 19, 2000 10:48 PM
To:
Subject: I miss you to ant Willie

Dear Ant Willie
Ilook forewerd to see you son ant Willie.
How is it down there in West Wergina.
I allso miss you to ant willie.
Love Tony

This guy get's email that should have gone to people at juno.com, but because of their typos, the emails go to him and he posts 'em.

As we were trying to cross the street on the way back from lunch today, we thought up an idea for a great new web site: Am I GOING TO RUN YOU OVER or NOT? Please visit the site and upload photos of your own.

Survivor 2: The Australian Outback non-CBS fan site - SurvivorFire.com

We asked you what you thought of Jerri. Out of 2,273 votes (cast in 24 hours), 43% of you claimed that Jerri was annoying. The following are the alternatives and the percentages of votes received for each: She is a moron--42%, I love her--8%, She is pretty cool--3%, No comment--3%

Jerri is an annoying moron.

undesign - a plan for all seasons

“Where do [you] want to be in five or ten years? Do [you] want to die with the most toys, or do [you] want to die with the best life and experiences?”
- Tibor Kalman

Send a gift that will have problems being delivered...

You can order items large or small for friends, enemies or complete strangers — safe in the knowledge that you'll never be sending a useless or unwanted gift.

It's free... it might be routed through Dubrovnick... but what do you expect for nothing?

[kids dig funk balls]
via JimFormation

Some people think of the recent Seattle Earthquake as an artist.

Citizens Against Government Waste's 2001 Pig Book is now available.

Dilbert gets to be President of a dot-com company. Hilarity ensues... Not really. It cuts too close to the truth.

Why Alicia lost.

Splitzy's Planet of the Space Monkeys

Captain Simian & the Space Monkeys is a weekly half-hour animated show about Captain Charlie Simian who, after being charged with the task of safeguarding the universe from Nebula, recruits a crew of primates and in his ship, the Primate Avenger, heads towards adventure, Earth, and hopefully bananas.

Starring Dom Irrera, Malcolm McDowell and Michael Dorn. It's what happens when monkeys shot into space in the 60's are found by intelligent life.

Charming Times.com - Serving The Greater Middle Kingdom And Outer Wildlands Areas

Once Upon A Time, less than half a fortnight ago, two more maidens were kidnapped in the Market District of the Capital. This brings the total to three in the last fortnight. A total of nine since the Vernal Equinox.

Moral of the story: Stay away from the Market District.

How to Toilet-Train Your Cat. The very most important thing to remember is: Lid Up, Seat Down.

One Thousand Pennies is only $10.00 worth of pennies, yet it weighs over six pounds.

The Long Now Foundation wants us to focus on the next 10,000 years. Great. Let me just get through the rest of this week and I'll give it some thought.

10socks, if you loose one you still have 9.

Stock puppets are fun to watch in an up market. Probably not to much fun to play with this week.

Faceball 3000 is fun if you like shooting little smiley faces.

David Mach made a tiger head completely out of matches. If you're gonna take a look, please extinguish all flames first. (via parallaxview)

If I had a cable modem at home I could dream about getting one of these AT&T Broadband Phones. Now I can only dream about getting a cable modem.

I remember that Carter Nash was Captain Nice. If you don't, check out tvparty.

The Jack Kirby Collector.

See what's cooking at FilmStew.com.

Toy Encyclopedia

Kirk, Picard, Janeway and now Captain Jackson Archer? Exclusive: Full Star Trek Series V Character List.

Witchblade will be a new series in June on TNT.

Oh! I want to watch this battle...

Mark Coleman VS. Gary Coleman

Full text of Michael Jackson's address to the Oxford Union

From this day forward, may a new song be heard.

Let that new song be the sound of children laughing.

via The Web Today.

metor might be able to find it for you.

megnut 2001 - there is no megnut. Hint: View Source via Scripting News.

Music Sojourn - Unique Streaming Audio Features and Online Radio

We are not a big money media company out to sell you a bunch of new musical "products." We ARE individual producers and radio programmers who like music. Music Sojourn is a place that gives the producers the opportunity to create and present programs and streams that they really believe are great. Like the early days of FM rock radio (70's) when if the DJ liked an album, he/she played a few cuts from it, or the early days of AM Pop radio (50s & 60s).

Ginger's Back

New Hampshire inventor Dean Kamen, who sparked worldwide excitement in January when word leaked of his mysterious new invention, code named ''Ginger,'' appears to be working on a revolutionary engine that could introduce an era of cheap, efficient power.

Banned in Boston. What better publicity than having your movie posters banned from the subways in Boston. Shannon Elizabeth stars.

Who will be the Sexiest Geek Alive 2001?

[ I N S I D E ] PILOT TRACKER: TV's Drama Pilots

A husband and wife on the brink of divorce who find out they have super powers that only work if they stay together.

Models by day, superheroes by night.

A twentysomething woman discovers and then struggles with cybernetic enhancements caused by experiments performed on her as a child.

Modern day brothers come to realize they are descendents of the Brothers Grimm.

They really are working on these shows. I'd watch.

Tom Cruise and Lisa Marie Presley getting together.

“People who know them both and care about them both would love to see it happen,” says a well-placed source. “They’ll try to make it happen. I’m not sure how Tom or Lisa Marie feel about it.”

Top 20 downloadable cell phone ring tones. How about: Better Off Alone by Alice Dee Jay.

Upcoming DVD Cover Art.

A nice photo gallery via k10k.

This is a picture of the storm I'm in the middle of ...

New Zealanders are campaigning for Jedi to become a recognised religion.

White Trash World has me on their top sites list. Is that a good thing?

Play songs from all over the web with friskit. I think you'll like this song. It's 'Sexy Boy (Sex Kino remix by Beck)' by 'Air'. Or try some Aerosmith.

Cheney dozed off several times during the procedure.

GlobeXplorer Viewer gives you another view of cities, airports, places, venues or golf courses. Zoom in on a blurry image of your house or apartment.

PeopleCards.net :::: The Official People Trading Card
What will you trade for a David J. Chmiel?

Jethro Tull was an English agriculturist who about 1701 developed a drill that enabled seeds to be sown mechanically.

Torah Trading Cards. Collect 'em all! Trade them with your friends. "Will you trade a Max Yehudah and a Saul Sontz for a Roger Clemens?"

Vote for the 100 sexiest women of 2001 at FHM.com. Susan Ward has my vote. (via parallaxview)

StopTheWar.com, a website sponsored by The Lindesmith Center - Drug Policy Foundation (Lindesmith-DPF), is urging President Bush to appoint a drug czar who will 'think outside the box,' as Michael Douglas’ character pleads for in the movie Traffic.

Zap2it.com | TV - Movies - Internet. Nice site to waste a lot of time on.

Sea-Monkey Central has everything you ever wanted to know about Sea-Monkeys except why they never came to life when you added water at home.

What do you do when the morning DJ says he just saw an amazing picture of a girl who looks just like Britney Spears, only a few years younger, on White Trash World in the Hot Chicks section? I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a quick peek. Do not click on this link if you are under 13 years old or if the sight of see through lingere bothers you.

If you feel the need to compare, here's the Britney Spears official site. Don't click here from work unless you have headphones on or the sound turned down on your PC, otherwise you'll feel really foolish when the music starts.

Tomb Raider film scene revealed on website

"Lara Croft is travelling from the base of a crater and finding the entrance for some extra-terrestrial goal or item, what they're searching for, so she's trying to find the ice cave that leads down to that thing.
"She starts off going up the glacier on dogsleds and amphibian boats. She sails through the icebergs on the ice lagoon on to the tongue of the glacier. Then she takes the dog sleds up to the top of the mountain. There, you go into the ice cave and that became a studio shoot. She actually goes full speed into the cave on dog sleds."

My ebay auctions are going well. I just put up some more New Wave buttons. The Clash and Lene Lovich. Take a look at my new eBay View About Me for creepysteve page over there.

I found some Devo buttons from 1979, so I put them up on ebay:
eBay item 1413802853 (Ends Mar-06-01 16:41:17 PST) - Devo - Set of 4 Pins/Buttons

The Chick Tourney Has Been RESET!
New Version 2.1!
You can now play Tourney 7 by clicking here!
The last tourney was completed with 6977 games saved and scored.
Laetitia Casta was declared the winner and removed to take her place in the Hall of Fame.
Tara Reid lost Tourney 6 and was moved to the Hall of Shame.
By your votes, you have chosen to to replace them with Rachael Leigh Cook and Rebecca Gayheart!
All previous games and votes have been deleted so you can go play with the new girls and score again!
PLAY A NEW GAME ON VERSION 2.1!

Paradise Lost and Star Trek via bloghop.

Pokemon = Satan via Happy Atheist

Why would Satan influence a game like Pokemon? It opens up players to the demonic realm, channeling (a power some of the pokemon characters have), and possession.

Survey of Lesser Evils

Do you believe that a company wide salary reduction will cause folks to slowly leave the company?

I guess, but thanks for asking.