As long as Svala's new CD comes with lots of pictures, I'll buy it.

PaperPalm

Get back to basics with PaperPalm, the new alternative to the electronic handheld device. With a pencil included, you'll have no trouble using this versatile organizer anytime, anywhere--even during takeoffs and landings.

At least it won't run out of batteries. I wonder if it understands Graffiti.

Mighty Girl has a conversation with the Webvan delivery guy.

When do you think about the future, can you feel your heart fluttering down in your rib cage like a trapped and frightened bird?

Are you suffering from real stress? Take the Stress Test and see how you feel.

CNN.com - Bush daughter used borrowed ID in new alcohol incident, police say.

Jenna Bush, one of President Bush's 19-year-old twin daughters, attempted to buy alcohol Tuesday night at an Austin, Texas, restaurant with someone else's identification, a police spokeswoman said.

Bush to consider dropping the legal drinking age to 18, retroactive to Monday.

Drew and Mike have the most clips on the web of Arnold Schwarzenegger saying things like "I'm detective John Kimble!"

Exercise your brain by brushing your teeth.

Have you heard about the marketing campaign for AI?

What's most staggering about this campaign is the scale of it all. As well as creating dozens of websites in a variety of languages and setting up phone-numbers and answering services across the US, the clues for this have been stunningly integrated with the films physical campaign.

via NetWatch

If you're interested in auctions you can check out the government's horse auction, look at the stupid stuff people try to sell, see what John D. Freyer is selling on his web site, or just take the easy route and look at the stupid stuff I'm trying to sell.

Pearl Harbor (2001): Ben Affleck, Josh Hartnett, Kate Beckinsale, Michael Bay

"There’s something terribly wrong with a movie that takes nearly five times as long to resolve a generic love story as it does to re-create the infamous battle from which it gets its title."
-- Todd Anthony, SOUTH FLORIDA SUN-SENTINEL

You can always count on NEWS OF THE WORLD ONLINE for a good story.

SPREADEAGLED on a king-size bed, Jordan drizzled champagne over her naked boobs and watched it collect in a fizzing pool in the hollow around her belly-button.

Follow the link if you want to hear what happend next.

58th Pictures Of The Year - Winning Images
Laurence Fishburne Through the looking glass.

Erotic pictures should keep the Bible at #1

Claudia Schiffer and Markus Schenkenberg are the models expected to portray Eve and Adam in a project designed to attract young people who rarely read the bible.

Virgin Publishing might publish.

Here's a case where you'd want to be on the shiftlist. Make sure you check out #3 YUGOP, when you get there.

Thanks Evan for putting Blog*Spot back online so I can Blog again. I missed it, but in a way I was happy to take a short vacation from posting.

Shift Magazine has a story about a guy who got fired for sending an email.

Jarrett told us that he touched the Stanley Cup once when it was on the same plane as him. The cup went first class, Jarrett didn't. I remember when Bobby Orr scored the Stanley Cup-winning goal for the Boston Bruins in a Game Four overtime in 1970.

You can buy the Bobby Orr Photo 1970 Stanley Cup by Ray Lussier from the photographer's son or just save it as your desktop wallpaper.

Bazooka Jew via The Ultimate Insult.

SMC 4 Port Wireless Barricade Router Opinions

Heinz has a a new cap on their ketchup bottles that stops the watery stuff.

Let's say you were interested in license plates. Maybe as a kid you played a game in the car which involved license plates. Then one happy day, you got a camera. For years you traveled the world, taking snapshots of license plates. Now you can share your collection on the web at License Plates of the World. Oh happy day!
via Web Informant

"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say, well done," Mr. Bush said. "And to the C students, I say, you, too, can be president of the United States."
via my new favorite site stickybuffalo

Jewish Unity for a Just Peace

Israel continues to tighten its siege on Palestinian communities. We must make it clear that there are many Jews who want to end abuses of Palestinian human rights and Israel's self-destructive settlement policy.

Sweet Fancy Moses is now daily.

WitCity: What's Funny Today (WFT)

Dave says Kaycee wasn't real.

BWG says

all i know for certain is that i opened my heart, and for a year i gave of my time, money, energy, and emotional resources to help someone else, and in the end i was burned for it.

I was thinking about joining The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement . They have a pretty cool slogan that's close something Spock would say , "Live Long and Die Out."

I just saw Charlies Angels last night. What a funny movie. I can't count the number of times I said, "This is funny", or, "I like this movie". If you want to have fun like I had go over and see what Josh, Ben and Charlie are doing at stickybuffalo. It's not the same Charlie though...

Victory Whirlwind Witbier
Tastes like a fine Belgian beer!

War Letters: extraordinary correspondence from american wars
Dear Mom,
I miss your face.
Love,
Sonny

William Shatner will host an American version of "The Iron Chef" next fall on UPN.

Dammit Scotty, we need more curry powder, and we need it now!

Pyroto Mountain - Trivia and Community

Pyroto mountain is a web site interactive game where people log in under a "wizard" identity, answer increasingly difficult trivia questions for power and status, post messages to each other, and occasionally wield "spells" that can increase or decrease others' power and status. The name of the game is positive interaction and the community of friends that is what gives the site its appeal.

I made it to Level 1. So far it looks like an interesting place to visit. A cross between Who Wants To Be A Millionare and Adventure. We'll see.

I've put up a bunch of CD's for sale on Half.com. Take a look. It's good for a laugh .. I guess to see what kind of CD's I own!

Travel with Auto Europe
I just found the best place on the web to get great deals on travel. Make sure you take a look at their specials and packages.

They've got worldwide car rental service, scheduled air from the USA to Europe, 2,000+ three and four star hotels, prestige and sports car rentals, hotel bookings, chauffeur drive and transfer services, European and South Pacific Motorhome Rentals, and European cellular phone rentals.

If you use this link I make a few bucks.

ProjectCensored.org lists the Top 25 Censored Media Stories of 2000 including #22 THC Cures Cancer.

Operation Teapot

At the time, it must have seemed like a grand idea to the folks at the Food and Drug Administration and the Federal Civil Defense Administration. In 1955, the U.S. agencies conducted experiments, dubbed Operation Teapot, in the Nevada desert to determine what impact a nuclear explosion would have on beer and soda cans stored near Ground Zero (GZ).

Hey, give me a beer. No... not that hot one, one of the new cold ones in the cooler!

Police Auctions - Repossessed and Confiscated Items
I just read about this auction site in the New York Times. You'd better go check it out now before everyone starts going there and bids up the prices on all the seized goods and criminal evidence!

My eBay item 588180703 (Ends May-17-01 08:59:19 PDT) - Three 2" ET E.T. Figures Small Hard Rubber! auction is ending soon...

Ventura Questions Lama on 'Caddyshack'

And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... Gunga, gunga galunga.

Chumworth on the News - Real Headlines, Real Funny

Famous crooner Perry Como died Saturday at the age of 88 at his home in Jupiter Inlet Colony, Fla.

When told of the news, George W. Bush expressed his regrets by praising Como as, "one of the finest Governors New York ever had."

The new Imperial VW Beetle AT-AT.

Life forms, you precious little life forms, where are you?

Apple's new iBook looks suspiciously like the laptop for the rest of us.
via Scripting News

Dolphins can't pass a mirror without looking at themselves.

Birds in Denmark are singing tunes from mobile phones.
via Adam Curry's Weblog

I can't talk about this site.

I found Class or Sex and Sticky Baby on it.

Michael Moore is interested in helping Renee. Check his web site for further info. Yay!

I just read about Renee Boje in this week's Weekly Dig. You should too.

Robert Blake was Baretta in the 70's. Crank up the volume!

The Angelina Jolie Nude Scene Extravaganza.

Best AM NEWS ABUSE ever!

The Mexican Attorney General issued a nationwide alert and recalled Fart Bags and Fragrant Bombs.

Rodeph Sholom Day School in NYC has banned recognizing Mother's Day. Also Father's Day.

Historian Ruggero Marino says Columbus discovered America in 1485, not 1492.

There's a new rave site called the Arse Race where you urge along, well, buttocks who are racing. Also T shirts.

The French Connection UK is taking heat for promoting its FCUK brand of clothing with a giant San Francisco sign proclaiming SAN FRANCISCO'S FIRST FCUK.

Britain's Advertising Standards Authority forced RyanAir to retract ads saying "Blow Me!

Today, the UFO Disclosure Project will testify to the reality of UFOs as extraterrestrial vehicles.

Here's a PICTURE GALLERY of my eBay auctions.

Buckle up for fun!

Eric says that every link off this page is awesome.

When I Am King
This is an online comic. I'm just read up to Chapter One, Episode Four. Very Funny stuff. It goes all the way up to Episode 52, with a new one every Sunday. Go King Go!

FREE AGENT NATION: How America's New Independent Workers Are Transforming the Way We Live

I suppose I realized that I ought to consider another line of work when I nearly puked on the Vice President of the United States.

People at Work - The Empire That Was Russia: The Prokudin-Gorskii Photographic Record Recreated (A Library of Congress Exhibition)
via Metafilter

blekko.net - created for the preservation of command-line culture
I always have time for a game of adventure. Help! I'm in a maze of twisty little passages that all look alike!

If you're working too hard, it's time for a Supermodel Vacation.

Oslo Norway's Radio Tango has become the world's first radio station to broadcast nude weather forecasts.
via AM News Abuse

Top 20 Ad Complaints from the UK.

Weird Links is a Bizarre Index of Weird Web Sites. It reminds me of a circus side show. Step right up and see the woman who thinks she's a baby living in a crib while being watched by a rabbi! This site is the second highest referrer to Disturbing Search Requests.

Japanese Speaking Machine.
Have it say ma-mi-mu-me-mo-ya.
via yakitori

Top 50 Disturbing Search Requests.
We made it twice. Once for Janet Jackson and once for Jenna Bush!

Lemonade would be nice on a hot day like today! Here's me when I was little, now I just sell all my stuff on eBay.

Thoughts on CBS This Morning's Survivor Coverage:

Bryant Gumbel is a dope. This morning he said to Jayne Clayson, "well I tried to look surprised because there's a bit of preperation that goes on beforehand." Here we all thought that the votes were sealed. Well I guess someone has to put them in order so it becomes a 6-6 tie going in to vote 7.

Bryant Gumbel is a dope: Bryant asks Tina, "How did you feel when Colby voted for Keith." That's a stupid question because Colby voted FOR Tina, not AGAINST Keith. Bryant probably didn't even watch the show.

Bryant Gumbel is a dope. Jayne Clayson just said, "look at it this way, Colby is $100,000 richer", Bryant says, "but he's $900,000 poorer." Bryant is a half-empty type of guy.

Congratulations Tina.

Amber: Pose for Playboy.

the ageless project

We're sending the message that the personal, creative side of the web is diverse and ageless.

Interesting way to get a quick snapshot of a lot of weblogs.

Bottled water is not only environmentally unfriendly but also a waste of money.

Maybe so, but I like it's lemony flavor.
via the thirsty folks at Metafilter

Lego Mindstorms

My 9 year old son used Mindstorms for a recent school science project. He built a computerized house that he programmed to react to light (morning) and darkness (night). When it was night, the house automatically rolled down the shades, and turned on the lights for a specified amount of time. In the morning, the shades would roll up and an alarm clock would ring. He even programmed a snooze alarm that would roll down the shades and shut off the arm for a short time, then go off again.

via The Support Group

More Andrea Thompson Nude and Andrea Thompson in uniform.

I can relate to this step by step story about an eBay transaction..
via The Ultimate Insult

Try this FAST way to Search All the Web.

Dancing Paul was nominated for a Webby Award.