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Thursday, February 01, 2001

You can listen to new Depeche Mode music on the web before their new CD is released. You could even wake up to it if you download the songs into your eclock. If it's late at night and you are too tired to turn on the light, how would you find your cold drink? Put litecubes in it. They are ice cubes with little lights in them.

Now you can be either a Mod or Rocker with your own Vespa scooter. You'll never get lost again with a GPS on your Handspring Visor, unless the battery dies. But wait, now you can power your cell phone with the sun.

Did you ever want one of those Flowbee's? No? Maybe? Well you can buy one, and almost anything else that was Seen On TV. Mr. Microphone coming soon. A new book is coming out with every quotation ever made. See famous quotations like: "What a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind." -- Dan Quayle, and the more recent "It depends on what your definition of 'is' is." -- Bill Clinton

Roast your own coffee beans with a cornpopper at I have nothing better to do with my time. Teddy Roosevelt wrote a bestseller. George W. Bush is probably next.