Rusty Ward is a StandUp Comic in NY City. The following postings are the slightly misguided and wholly uncrafted raw materials that will later be honed, chiseled, performed, re-chiseled and finally inserted into my standup act. If you don't find the first thing you read to be utterly hilarious please scroll down. I guarantee you'll find at least 2 out of 9 postings to be undeniably half-funny.
