Canon unleashes cameras and FUD (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt)

Canon just released 7 new PowerShot cameras at the Photo Marketing Association trade show in Las Vegas.

• $1,000 PowerShot Pro1 (8 megapixel CCD);
  
• $500 PowerShot S1 IS (3.2 megapixel CCD with 10x optical zoom);
  
• $500 PowerShot S500 Digital ELPH (5 megapixel and 3x optical zoom lens);
  
• $400 PowerShot S410 Digital ELPH (4 megapixel with 3x zoom lens);
  
• $300 PowerShot SD110 Digital ELPH (3.2 megapixel with small form factor and 2x zoom lens);
  
• $300 PowerShot A75 (3.2 megapixel with 3x optical zoom lens with enlarged LCD monitor);
  
• $200 PowerShot A310 (entry-level camera with 3.2 megapixel CCD and 5.1x digital zoom).

How are you supposed to be able to decide between cameras with all these options?
via [ Cool Tools ]