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Sunday, April 11, 2004

Things I Learned at Easter

DONUTS
Krispy Kreme Donuts can be reheated in the microwave for 8 seconds. Someone called the house asking my sister-in-law for this important information.

BASEBALL

Red Sox broadcasters, who are paid by the team, tend to refrain from critisizing the players.

For example, when Bellhorn drove in that runner from 2nd, why did he stop at first when he knew that the ball was being thrown to home to try and stop the run from scoring?

My brother-in-law should be broadcasting the Red Sox games, unless he gets the managers job.

Red Sox 6, Blue Jays 4, 12 innings

SMARTRAVELER
Dial *1 on a cellular phone to get traffic information.