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Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Bill Simmons is a corpse

Bill Simmons: The surreal life at Fenway:
I don't have a central nervous system left. My head weighs more than Verne Troyer. My heart feels like somebody tried to make meatballs out of it. I can't think straight. I'm a corpse. I'm a walking corpse.
via [ Boston Common ]