The
BBC page on Passover has a lot of good information.
While reading it, I was wondering what would the news coverage would be like if the ten plagues happend today.
REPORTER IN STUDIO:
"EGYPT UNDER SEIGE: DAY 1, The Plague of Blood: God turned the water of the River Nile into blood today. Let's get a report from a HEBREW IN THE STREET."
HEBREW IN STREET:
"Shalom, OY VEY! The Nile is all red with blood, the fish died and the water stinks."
REPORTER IN STUDIO:
"Have you seen any frogs?"
HEBREW IN STREET:
"No, no frogs."