The Associated Press Intellectual Property Commandments Parody:
1. Thou shalt pay us for content
2. Thou shalt pay the news gatherers
3. Thou shalt pay to support our infrastructure
4. Thou shalt search for news on our guide
5. Thou shalt license for reuse
6. Thou shalt search for news from our members
7. Thou shalt consume news from our trusted sources foresaking all others
8. Thou shalt not use our content without paying for it
9. Thou shalt not steal
10. Thou shalt not worship the false idol of fair use
11. Thou shalt love everybody