This guys must be a Mormon. I saw a lot of them when I was in Japan...

I was in a bar once and everyone was going crazy, trying to figure out the answer to this riddle:

There are three words in the English language that end in GRY. Two are HUNGRY and ANGRY. What's the third?

There was one woman who would not stop talking about it, she asked every single person at the bar to help her because it was driving her crazy. I thought about it for a while, then had a beer. I just stumbled across the answer. Enjoy.

15 Minutes with Francis Chan of famewhore.

You'll probably want to visit the site of The First Human Male Pregnancy because it is so unreal. At least the pictures of Mr. Lee drinking OJ out of the fridge look real. You can tell it's real because he drinks out of the carton. Not to be outdone, CBS is going to broadcast a live childbirth next Tuesday. No word yet on what the CBS mothers are drinking or if they have a website.

I was just on a conference call with London where it was 9 PM, Boston where it was 4 PM and Sydney where it was 8 AM, and actually got to say: good afternoon, good evening and good night!

From Salon: Seven years after O.J. Simpson stood accused of the murders of his ex-wife and her buddy, Dennis Hopper has seen fit to share this special Simpson anecdote with the world.

"O.J. played golf at my club on the day of the murders," Hopper tells the U.K. Telegraph. "And on the 8th hole, this lawyer, Scott Blumberg, was talking, and O.J. hit a bad drive. And he turned round and said, 'You motherf-, you talk while I hit and I'm gonna slit your f- throat.' And Blumberg said, 'I don't need this, I'm leaving. I've got other friends I can play with.' And O.J. said, 'No, man, I'm sorry, man, but you know I've been up all night on cocaine, man, and I just ...' And that was the day of the murder."

Modern Humorist has a Survivor Spoiler that includes:

At Ogakor, Colby wakes up thankful to be a Texan, and announces that the Australian Outback would be perfect if it were only a little more polluted and had a lower standard of education and more executions.

Groovy Baby!

zerotv.com is an internet TV station from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Nice color house. I'm glad they don't live next door to me.

An Australian couple named their children Kitchen, Bedroom and Garage after the rooms where they were conceived.

Monday Morning Thoughts. Loved that CBS EyeVision on the Suberbowl last night. If you missed it, go see the Matrix-like effects here. My favorite commercial, Budweiser's "What Are You Doing? ". Loved seeing Brittany Spears with AeroSync at half-time. Despair.com has has received a trademark for the :-( emoticon. They plan to sue millions! I'm hooked on Popstars. An Austarlian version of the show led to the creation of the group Bardot. And finally, I hear it's a cash bar on Temptation Island.

The Washington Post reports that Linda Tripp's attorneys requested news organizations use newer, post-plastic surgery pictures of her.

Britney Spears usually says things like: "There's so much I want to do in my life. I've got my whole life ahead of me; I think if I put my mind to it, I can do anything." But sometimes she swears.

See how Rosemary Heinen could afford a 2001 Porche Turbo, 2001 Chevrolet Corvette (one of three Corvettes), an Aston Martin DB7, Dodge Viper, BMW Roadster, and a 1936 Mercedes Replica on a Starbucks salary.

diarist.net | clix has this new site that ranks weblogs. This is a really fresh list with some very unusual sites. Lots of nicely designed banner graphics and content. Check it out.

Lunch today at Rod-dee2. ABBA's Dancing Queen was playing and Richard said he wanted to see the ABBA Musical. Then Jarrett and I said, at the same time, "It's Abbalicious". What's up with that? Takeshi didn't know that there was a group of young Swedes who sing ABBA songs.

Modern Humorist - Didja Know in "Star Wars: Episode One—The Phantom Menace," Qui-Gon Jinn's communicator is a redecorated Sensor Excel Razor for Women.

How to Disable the Stooopid Office Clipboard in five easy steps! Warning: this involves using the registry editor. Not for the faint of heart.

I just found this cool web site about TV with shows like 7th Heaven, Ally McBeal, Angel, Boston Public, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Charmed, C.S.I., Dark Angel, Dawson's Creek, Ed, ER, Felicity, Freaks and Geeks, Freakylinks, The Fugitive, Gideon's Crossing, Gilmore Girls, Grosse Pointe, Making the Band, The Mole, My So-Called Life, NYPD Blue, Once and Again, Oz, Popstars, Popular, The Practice, Queer as Folk, The Real World, Road Rules, RW/RR Challenge, Roswell, Sex and the City, The Sopranos, Sports Night, Survivor, Temptation Island, Third Watch, Twin Peaks, The West Wing, WWF Smackdown, and The X-Files. All I was really looking for was a recap of Ed. Ed is cool.

Tim Hall is selling all his stuff at half.com. Richard says he likes it better than ebay. I've got a lot of stuff too. Lots of old new wave buttons and some other very collectible items. I'll let you know when they go up so you can see them.