Rejected

The Paper Napkin email rejection service.

If some hot girl gives you her email address, and the domain name is papernapkin.net, she wants nothing to do with you.

Email her and you'll get this email reply:

Subject: Nice to hear from you

Ha ha, just kidding. Actually, this is a rejection letter. The person who gave you this email address does not want to have anything to do with you.

Sorry.