You Say Deserter, I Say More Dessert... by Michael Moore

Michael Moore responds:

I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a "deserter." What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants. In fact, he “shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."

Love him or hate him, you've got to admit that Michael Moore is funny.