This Just In From Megastar News:

Dreamy Bend It Like Beckham babe Keira Knightley was top among a major throng of stars in London's sweaty Leicester Square for the premiere of US box office smash Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Also making a rare sleb appearance was a very Treasure Island-looking Mackenzie Crook (or Gareth from The Office to you and us), replete in Jim Lad bandana and straggly Becks hair.

Finally, some Mackenzie Crook news.