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Wednesday, August 28, 2002


Barkeeps Boycott Boston Beer.

What a Waste!

SamSpade.org Tools.
Helps you find out all kinds of techie internet stuff.
DNS, Routing, etc.

THE TRANSPORTER. [ music plays when you go here ]
The ad says, "From the maker of The Professional and La Femme Nikita."

It should also say, "... and The Fifth Element and The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc."

Here's what I say, "If it's Luc Besson, It's gotta be good!"

Tuesday, August 27, 2002

Monday, August 26, 2002

metacritic review: The Adventures of Pluto Nash
New York Post / Lou Lumenick:
So unremittingly awful that labeling it a dog probably constitutes cruelty to canines.
In a range of 1-100, metacritic gives this movie a 4. Go see how other movies have been rated.

Sunday, August 25, 2002


Byte me! Special Agent 101 fears no computer evil.
"It was amazing," says 101, "we went to club after club. We never paid a cover, we never paid for drinks. We were escorted to the VIP tables. In Minneapolis the Geek Squad has been around for 10 years -- they're treated like rock stars. I mean, when has a computer tech ever been treated like a rock star?"

Saturday, August 24, 2002


Hi, I'm Sammy Sperm!
Find out how the prostate gland plays an important role in sex by joining me on my mission to reach planet prostate.
via [ everlasting blort ]

Friday, August 23, 2002

Thursday, August 22, 2002


Kay Hanley - 92.9 WBOS Concert Copley Square - 8/22/02.
It was a great afternoon to go see Kay Hanley at Copley Place in Boston.

She put on a great show!
Julius Sharpe, Comedian and Warrior-Poet.
Hey, his jokes are good.
My last car was so bad, to get rid of it, I had to perform a reverse carjacking. I got out of the car, held a guy on the street at gunpoint and said, "Get in!"
He became really confused when I stole my own hubcaps.
Maybe that's why Evan made him a Blogs Of Note.
US Justice Department ready to prosecute file-swappers.
Don't copy that file if you can't do the time.

Grafton Street Grill.
It's time again for one of those, here's where I went last night, type of posts. We went to the Grafton Street Grill in Cambridge. It was a great night to go there since the whole from of hte restaurant is open to the street.

The best thing about this place is that they have Belgian beers on tap, and they serve them in the corrrect glasses.

I was in heaven while drinking a nice cold Leffe Blond. There's something about this beer that you just don't get in American beers.

We shared some oysters which were great, and then had a pizza that was bland. We told the waiter and he said, "That's the kind of thing you don't go back and tell the chef."

Hmm... I thought it was the type of thing you did tell the chef. Even if he wasn't going to tell the chef, he could have told us that he apprecieted our comments and would pass them along.

Other than that, it was a perfect night to spend in Cambridge.

Monday, August 19, 2002

Beer is good.
British scientists have found even modest amounts of alcohol will make the opposite sex appear better-looking.
Mmm... Beer.
via [ ra ]
Spiderman is dancing at shikencho.
Howard Zinn: The case against war on Iraq
A preemptive war against Iraq, legally impermissible, morally unpardonable, would be a cause for shame to future generations. Let the debate begin, not just in Congress, but throughout the nation.
There should be a debate about this, right?

Sunday, August 18, 2002


I might buy a Super Model.

Right now I'm paying $32.96/month. With Virgin, it's just $20 every three months!

Saturday, August 17, 2002

`American Idol' votes could be skewed by power-dialers.
"I woke up the next morning and my thumb and index finger were still jerking back and forth. I thought I had injured myself."
I guess he liked Ryan Starr a little too much.
andromeda
Andromeda Streaming Jukebox: MP3 server for PHP & ASP.
Andromeda makes it super-easy to manage and deliver audio, video and other files over the Web, local networks, and on standalone PC's.
Share your music from your folder full of mp3's.

Friday, August 16, 2002


Tea time
Tea Timer is a countdown program which helps you remembering when your tea is ready. [ For Mac OS X ]
from [ Handpicked Software for OS X ]
The great Iraq War lie.
The pictured girl told the world under tears that she saw how Saddam Hussein's soldiers took babies out of their incubators and let them die on the cold floor.
Hmm... So if that wasn't true, what else isn't true?

Tuesday, August 13, 2002

antitelemarketer.com
Tom Mabe
Will Ferrell Apple Switch Ad Parody. [ Requires QuickTime 5.0 ]
Will Ferrell is funny.

I'm so happy that I finally found it on the web!
Thanks [ Grant ]!
MovieJuice!:  XXX - Vin-ter of our Discontent.
It doesn't make for blood and guts when Vin is issued a pistol that shoots fifty different kinds of...darts!? Darts?!? Is Vin out to save the day or play a game in an Irish Pub?
Mmm... Irish Pub.
Beer is Good For You.
After more than 20 years of research and scores of studies on the effects of moderate alcohol consumption on health, beer is slowly bubbling to the top as a beverage that not only lifts spirits but delivers protection against major ailments such as heart attacks, stroke, hypertension, diabetes and dementia.
I'm starting a followup study today!
License Plate
ACME License Maker
Pretend you're in prison and make a license plate!
Catholics reject evangelization of Jews.
Jews do not need to be saved through faith in Jesus.

Now can they take "In God We Trust" off the money.

Monday, August 12, 2002

Sticker Guy!
Get 250 Custom Made Vinyl Stickers for $20.
FINAL EXAMINATION.
University of Missouri
Business Organizations, Law 547
Winter Semester 1999
Professor Lawless
Homer, Barney, Apu, and Seymour sing together professionally on the weekends in an a cappella group called the Be-Sharpes. The four have agreed orally to split any revenues and expenses equally. No written agreement covers their relationship. All four have other jobs, with the weekend singing income serving as a nice supplement to their other income. Last weekend, the group was scheduled to sing at Tipsy McStagger's Good-Time Drinking and Eating Emporium. Homer never showed up. The group performed anyway and received its $1,200 fee. The group incurred approximately $200 in expenses. Upset by his absence, Barney, Apu, and Seymour did not share the $1,000 profit with Homer. Discuss whether Homer has a valid claim to $250?
I'd say no.
via [ boingboing ]

Friday, August 09, 2002

Kay Hanley
Official Kay Hanley Website.
New CD comes out Tuesday!
Cat and Girl: My Fort
My Fort.
Hitchhiker´s Guide to the Galaxy - Help, Cheats, Hints, How To.
Just wait awhile until Ford Prefect shows up (read the junk mail while you wait). Ford seems a trifle preoccupied with the sky, but he is aware enough of you to try and give you back your towel. Don't take it, or he'll leave and you will be a lot worse off than you ever imagined.
Ahh... Don't take the towel.

Thursday, August 08, 2002

Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Clarkson.
Kelly Clarkson now has my vote as 'The American Idol' after her performance of And Stuff Like That There [ mp3 ].
High Quality Football Logos.
via [ The Museum of Online Museums ]
'American Idol' Cuts Christina Christian.
Christina Christian was taken to a local hospital to be treated for dehydration after succumbing to stress.
And that was before she was kicked off the show.

Now she doesn't have to worry about stress anymore!

Wednesday, August 07, 2002

Not naked: Elin Nordegren.
386 DX - Cyberpunk-rock band.
Rock songs brought to you through instrumental and vocal synthesisers.
[99 Bottles of Beer] - one Program in 356 languages.
10 REM Basic version of 99 bottles of beer
20 FOR X=100 TO 1 STEP -1
30 PRINT X;"Bottle(s) of beer on the wall,";X;"bottle(s) of beer"
40 PRINT "Take one down and pass it around,"
50 PRINT X-1;"bottle(s) of beer on the wall"
60 NEXT
It looks to me like the first line should actually be: FOR X=99 TO 1 STEP -1.

My team of programming experts agree that this program is in error, and starts at 100.
via [ everlasting blort ]
Mack Sennett - Basement Beauties
Mack Sennett - Basement Beauties.
Mmm... Bathing Beauties.

Sunday, August 04, 2002

OSXFAQ - Technical News and Support for Mac OS X.
via [ Mikeintosh ] I like Mike!
The Earth.
That ice down there in the South Pole looks cold.
via [ New Media Musings ]
Headlines From The NY Times.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy an Infocom Adventure.
Better Hotel Rates - Discount Hotel Reservations.
Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots To Rename Stadium?
CMGI Field soon to be Gillette Stadium.
orange
Boost Your Memory at Dribbleglass.com.
The key to this innovative memory enhancement technique is "association."
Orange.

Vote for your favorite Löwenbräu waitress.
Mmm... Beer Waitress.
via [ fark ]
Joe Hollywood's Star Maps and Celebrity Dirt.

Saturday, August 03, 2002

Radio Paradise.
An internet radio station programmed by a former commercial radio DJ who has created a place for creative, eclectic and diverse radio.

I just heard:
     Kate Bush - The Sensual World
     XTC - Senses Working Overtime
     Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool
     REM - Pretty Persuasion

Cool.
via [ boingboing ]
Kylie
Kylie ad too sexy for British TV.
British television bosses have banned a lingerie advertisement featuring Kylie Minogue because it is too raunchy for the box.
The world's most erotic lingerie ad [ Video clip ]
via [ Adam Curry's Weblog ]
swimfan
Apple - Trailers - swimfan. [ Quicktime ]
Don't Go In The Water.

Ok, you can go in the water, but don't do anything.

Well, maybe just this one time...
The 150-Second Sell, Take 34. [ NY Times Magazine ]
Art Mondrala, a pale, monastic-looking man, is shrouded in the deep gray of his Hollywood office at the Ant Farm, a company that edits trailers for major movie studios. It's an unrealistically sunny day in June, but Mondrala is huddled over his computer, just as he has been since October. He has been working 60-hour weeks cutting the previews for just one movie: ''Signs,'' the new Touchstone film written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
There's a monster outside my room, can I have a glass of water?
A Contest Pro Wins New Cars Using Special Stick-to-itiveness. [ WSJ Online ]
By his own count, the tall 44-year-old has won or tied for first in 16 hands-on contests, collecting about $160,000. He doesn't do much else. He lives with his mother and hasn't held a long-term job since the mid-1980s, soon after he discovered that in one 97-hour span, he could win a truck worth half his annual pay as a produce manager in a health-food store.
via [ The Web Today ]

Friday, August 02, 2002

Royksopp's new video
Music and Infographics together. [ Warning: Real Media Clip ]
Royksopp's new video, "You Remind Me," is an amazing collection of morphed infographics.
Cory 'told' me about it!

You'll see a little 'day in the life' story if you watch carefully.
Chris Difford.
New album out soon.

Remember Squeeze?
FrouFrou - Details (Amazon Link)
Imogen Heap's new album, Details, is out in the US on August 13th.
Natural Golf.
Just hold the club like a hammer and hit that ball!

Thursday, August 01, 2002

everlasting blort - mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.
Thanks for the link!

That would be Yes!
Janet Jackson
Second Story Interactive Studios.
Check these guys out.

They've made a lot of interesting sites including Janet Jackson's.
the boobieblog: celebrating the beauty of the human form and gratutious boob gazing.
Albino Blacksheep - Video / S-11 Redux: (Channel) Surfing the Apocalypse.
A video montage with a message.
aimee mann
Aimee Mann.
Listen to Aimee Mann's entire new record "Lost in Space" for free, until it's release date of August 27th.
Thanks Rex!
The Simpsons Archive: The Comic Book Guy File.
Everything you never knew that you wanted to know.

Like this bit of dialog between Comic Book Guy (CBG) and Bart:

Bart: It's valuable, huh?!
CBG: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city.
Go, go, waste the rest of the day reading Simpsons stuff online.
Traceroute - Test your internet connection.
Do a traceroute between the Giganews servers and your current location. Note the times between the hops.

You should see a small, consistent increase, but not anything higher than 500 milliseconds (this depends on the type of line you are currently on).

The Foreign Buyers Club - British Food.
Have any good Treacle lately?

Maybe a Treacle Tart?
via [ boing boing ]
Sweet Fancy Moses
Sweet Fancy Moses - Where Wit Lives
College Road Recoding :: Spokane, WA :: Artist Pages :: Sweet Fancy Moses
Sweet Fancy Moses and the Conspicuous Absence of My Evil Master
sweetfancymoses, an Art Space
It's Patently Offensive.
FCC Page on OBSCENE AND INDECENT BROADCASTS:
http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/consumerfacts/obscene.html

Another interesting page detailing the FCC's recent Enforcement Actions:
http://www.fcc.gov/eb/broadcast/obscind.html

And this from a college radio station page:
Patently Offensive.
The standard applied is a national standard based upon what the
Commission at any given time believes will offend the "average"
broadcast listener. Because the standard does not look to local values
or sensibilities, it is discernible primarily through rulings as to what
the Commission finds offensive.

Examples of its findings include popular
songs which contain repeated references to sex or sexual organs ("Penis
Envy," "Walk with an Erection," "Erotic City," "Jet Boy, Jet Girl,"
"Makin' Bacon"); DJ banter concerning tabloid sex scandals (Vanessa
Williams' photographs in Penthouse and a honeymooner whose testicle was
caught in a hot tub drain); discussions between DJs and callers
concerning intimate sexual questions ("What makes your hiney parts
tingle?" "What's the grossest thing you ever put in your mouth?"); dirty
jokes or puns ("Liberace was great on the piano but sucked on the
organ."); non-clinical references to gay, lesbian, or oral sex,
masturbation, sodomy, erections, orgasms, etc.; and the seven dirty
words (shit, fuck, piss, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits).

Found at:
http://www.uga.edu/wuog/wuogjava/fccpolicies.html