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I can reveal further details which will make you scream in excitement & horror... James Bond dies in Bond 20!!!

Some people are really excited about the next James Bond Movie. I know it sounds bad, but watching an earlier James Bond movie was almost a death blow to me!

I almost died while watching a James Bond movie with my parents. We were watching Thunderball when my mother gave me piece of hard candy. She always had hard candy in her pocketbook.

I took one of the hard candies and it GOT CAUGHT IN MY THROAT. I couldn't breathe and we rushed into the lobby. Pounding me on my back didn't work so my father picked me up by the feet and held me upside down with one hand, I was small. He took his free hand and pounded me on the back and the candy popped out of my mouth.

Luckily he was quick and we went back in and enjoyed the end of the movie. I've been a Bond fan ever since.

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David Cooper can’t carry a tune in a bucket, but he still got the lead in a musical written by my friend Cindy Bullens.

Jim went to a balloon festival and took some pictures.

Welcome to the public draft of a new book by David Weinberger. I read chapter one and it's good.

Here's an easy to read digest.

Michael Jackson's rabbi says that singles should embrace the concept of "needing" a man or woman to complete their lives.

Survivor UK, did they get it on tape?

SURVIVOR winner Charlotte Hobrough had rampant sex with her jungle island lover jammed in the branches of a creaking tree.
Her ear-splitting screams of "Yes, Adrian, Yes!" echoed across the South China Sea as she raked her bare buttocks up and down the gnarled bark.

I wonder if they'll ever show the UK version of Survivor in the US. Maybe HBO could run it after Sex in the City?
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News2Web lets you read newsgroups with your browser. Start with rec if you've never been there before.

Google Groups does it too. The interface is really clean and it's speedy.

Go away. Find some last-minute weekend getaways at site 59.

Did you hear about the couple who is selling naming rights for their new baby on eBay?
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Leia Scofield has some breast pics on her site, along with random thoughts from a large head.

From the creator of the "stick fighter" movie comes a game.
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In Star Wars, Luke's X-Wing had both Laser Cannons and Proton Torpedoes, which did he use to destroy the Death Star?

The script says, "Luke looks up and smiles. He concentrates on the exhaust port, then fires his laser torpedoes."

Please post your thoughts here.

Tourists leap on whale carcass.

Sightseers clambered on a floating dead whale and patted great white sharks eating the carcass.

Dear Kevin, Your breath stinks!

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The Downer Channel is the best new skit comedy TV show ever.

Thanks Steve.

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Joe Lavin Goes to China

Beijing taxi drivers were taught to use many phrases in English including "Pollution is a global problem," "The city's traffic is getting better and better," and "You look very handsome today," all apparently designed to make foreigners feel giddy at the prospect of a Beijing Olympics.

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Why is the red robot trying to take over the world?

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