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It's been 10 years since high school, the invitation read. Where are you now?

Sarah is cool.

Protest gegen Sicherheitscheck: Striptease am US-Flughafen - Panorama - SPIEGEL ONLINE

PROTEST AGAINST SAFETY CHECK
Striptease at a US airport

Intensified person controls at American airports can be mind numbing. A French woman is threatened with prison, because she protested in special way.

Washington - The French woman, 56, had celebrated the wedding of her nephew in Indiana and was on the return trip to France, when she was examined by security personnel. According to witnesses the scanner beeped again and again, until the "initially cooperative" woman became impatient and angrily took off her sweater, her blouse and - despite violent resistance by the security guard - also her bra. Nothing was found despite the striptease, but the incident led to a 10 minute shutdown of the airport. When the responsible judge in Evansville informed her about the possible maximum penalty, the woman broke down. The judge invoked the new anti-terror law, that was passed after September 11, 2001 and that punishes "criminal offences" at airports with up to three years of prison.

I think the security guard doth protest too much.

Thanks for the translation Joern!
via [ boingboing ]

Local Coverage.
More details.

This episode is in The Simpson's Archive somewhere.

MARIE AND REZA'S WEDDING PAGE.

I sure hope that nothing happens to spoil their wedding.

Kam Fong as Chin Ho - Dead.

Adam Sandler Class Clown.

''In Spanish, to demonstrate the use of `yo soy' he would say, `Yo soy an [expletive].' Or he would sneeze in class and say `bull [expletive]' so that everyone could hear it. I had to suspend him for that.''

Funny how he didn't use the real swear words.

A message from Adam.

It's Groundhog Day meets The Wedding Singer.

Michael Essany.
I Was a Teenage Talk-Show Host.

Michael just got his own show on E! after having done a cable TV access program from his parents living room for the past 5 years.

TELEPOPMUSIK.
Just Breathe is French Electropop music from that Mitsubishi TV Commercial.

If you haven't gotten enough of it, there's a music player on this site with the album and remix version.

Review of 24 by Sean Weitner on Flack Magazine.

On the strength of its season opener, it's a safe bet that "24" will have a better second season than its first.

Whoa! That gunshot scene was shocking!

The other Whoa! moment was when that little girl Kim was baby sitting bumped her head on the table.

Whoa! That's gotta hurt.

Monsturd.

So let me get this straight, there's a monster turd living in the sewers, who's dragging people down through their toilets.

Ah ha.

I knew it was a good idea to check the bowl first.

Things Things On Lisa Rein's Mind Today.

Babe, you like fine cooking? Because I've got a Swanson's dinner in the freezer with your name on it.

My fiance's mother is great. She (invited me into) her bedroom...

Seinfeld, this Thursday, on Letterman.
Jerry Seinfeld plans to try out an all-new routine this Thursday on the CBS "Late Show with David Letterman."
Thanks [ Chumworth ]

Dave Kessler tells Two Jokes at the Improv. [ Quicktime required ]

Harry Potter Parking Lot.
Jeff Krulik films all these kids waiting to get their Harry Potter books autographed.

He's got tons of other video on his website too.

It's all about people.

A HARD DAY'S DAY.
David K. Kessler got together a Beatles tribute band and filmed a spoof of A Hard Day's Night.

Worked for me!

Stop The War Against Iraq Rally - San Francisco, California - October 26th, 2002 :: Dude! Where's My War?

Open Letters: The Delivery of a Lifetime.

Dear Amazon.com,

I've got the fever too. For you, Amazon. You feel the spring in the air? I feel it in my step.

Even though the Open Letters website has been dormant for a while, the letters archived there are funny. This loving exchange with Amazon.com warms the cockles of my heart.
via [ This American Life Paul Tough's Bio ] by way of [ Wil Wheaton who's gonna be on the radio ]


Transom.
This web site has the kinda cool and quirky types of stories that I love!


Your Radio Nightlight.
A Profile of Your Radio Nightlight.
These two links prove that if you have the desire you can do anything! Make up your own radio show at home, and share it with the world!

F.A.R.T. The Movie.
Stars The Farley Brothers, not to be confused with The Farrelly Brothers.

The trailer is funny and HOT!

The Fifth Day of Channukah: The Day of Uncertainty written by Dlove.
Reminds me of my childhood creation, Hannukah Joe and his Flying Menorah. Big old Joe would sit up in the Shamas, the tallest candle holder, and the other candle holders would be combination rocket packs and gift holders.

I guess the gifts had to be non-flamable.