Uber Personals: You Don't Have A Snowball's Chance In Hell.
Here's Lindsay's personal ad over at Uber Personals.
She's cute AND funny.
If a celebrity were to play me in a movie version of my life, it would be...Maybe I should sign up and try to develop a flirtatious online relationship that doesn't go anywhere with her?
I would be played by Rob Schneider in the sequel to "The Hot Chick". Is that witty enough for ya?