Saturday, October 13, 2001

Embrace the stupid.
I put a "Hungry Hungry Hippo" marble up my nose and panicked when I couldn't get it out. My little sister reached up, plugged my other nostril with her finger and told me to blow. Out fell the marble.
When I was little, I took a bleach bottle from the trash and looked into it, upside down, to see if it was empty. It wasn't, and my parents rushed me to the hospital. I can still see.

I was painting the trim on my new front porch. The floor is stained. I left the paint on the ladder, and moved the ladder. The paint spilled on the floor. All over the floor. Yikes.

I squirted some Goof Off onto my new porch railing to remove some paint that splashed up from the floor, and the Goof Off went right into my eye. I immediately washed my eye out. I can see.

I took accounting in college.

I drove straight to Miami from Amherst, Mass and left at 11:00 PM.

I kept my mustache after college.

I bought a used Ford that needed a new engine.

I ate a pickle when I had the Mumps. Ouch!

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