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Thursday, April 03, 2003


NextDraft.
NextDraft is a continually updated weblog that will help you keep up with the latest news across a spectrum of categories; from politics to pop culture, from the front lines to the front row and from Jerusalem to JLo.
Dave Pell is worth reading.
Jim thinks Frank Ruscica has such a clue it seems like he's nuts.
Back to Iraq — at last.
Checkpoint Questions:
“Who is that actor, in ‘Back to the Future’? With Michael J. Fox?”

“Christopher Lloyd?”

“Yes!” he said.

I was surprised, but I shouldn’t have been. The last time I was here, the authority figures of the region exhibited an intense curiosity combined with the air of menace. Here, being in charge means being feared.

After I explained the plot as best I could of the three movies — you have no idea how difficult that is, even with a translator — he asked me to explain the rules of American football. So I did, again, as best I could, turning yards into meters and downs into turns. He was thoroughly confused and by the time I got to the concept of a lateral pass, he’d had enough. He called the Sirnak station again.

After a moment he turned back to me. “Bye bye,” he said and smiled.
Christopher should be in Iraq now.

Boycott Delta: Less Leg Room. No Privacy.
Greens will pass through security as normal.
Yellows would require additional screening.
Reds are not allowed to fly.
Soylent Green is people!

Hotel Cote d’Azur De Cham Resort.
DEBKA file’s Exclusive Middle East sources have tracked down top Iraqi leadership’s bolt-hole.
Bolt-hole: A place affording escape.

Photoshop + war photo = pink slip.
Photographer Brian Walski used his computer to combine elements of the two war photographs.

Then he was fired.
via [ CompHobby ]
dura-luxe: Fun for Men! Secret Photos! Dirty Jokes!
I have no factual analysis of our current war, but, I am going to try to start wars on my blog.

France, I heard that Armenia called you a bitch.
Hey USA, I think you better pre-empt France before they start hitting on Armenia.
Debates of Artistic Value in Rock Music: A Case Study of the Band Weezer, 1994-2001.
Jeff Rosenfeld's Senior Thesis presented at Harvard.
via [ fimoculous ]

Wednesday, April 02, 2003

Free Mike Hawash!

Scotch® Permanent Double Sided Tape.
QUESTION:
How do you "unwind this protective wrap" on two sided tape?

The top piece is not sticky and is supposed to come off to reveal a sticky part.

ANSWER:
You pull 8" of tape out of the dispenser, tear it off and throw it away.

The top of the tape starts getting sticky at 8.25"


That's a waste of 8" of good tape!
The First Liberation.
A woman stood in the center of town and tore off her enveloping black abaya. She tossed her hair in the sun for a moment, smiling broadly...

Wahab lost his house and two shops in the recent airstrikes, but says it was worth it to be rid of Ansar. "We thank God they are gone," he said. "Even having nothing is better than living with Ansar. Now we are free."
Iraqi Freedom.

imdb Movie / TV News.
I need to read this more often.

Today's headlines:
Colin Farrell Tips Big for Five-Hour Strippers
Cowell: Sarah Michelle Who?
Ashton Saved Co-Star's Life in Plane Terror
With news like this who needs People Magazine anymore?
Iraqi men leave Jordan on free trip to Baghdad, vowing to "liberate" Iraq.
via [ Transterrestrial Musings ] by way of [ Winds of Change.NET ] after seeing it on [ Phil Carter's INTEL DUMP ] who [ ReverendTim on the Comedy Studio Kvetch Board ] talked about.
Bowling For Soup.

Colin Farrell Swore on Regis. What else is new?
regis: How did it feel to work with Al Pacino?
collin: I felt like i was gonna lose my bowels.
regis: Huh?
collin: That's how we say sh*t your pants in Ireland, but i didn't want to say that, but look I came back around and said it anyway.

While this is going on, co-host chris rock looks over to Gelman with a look that says, he just said sh*t on TV.
Cool. We need more swearing on daytime TV.

D'oh.

leofly® incredible dog transport system
"From the plane to the train, while you shop or while you walk! With Leofly your dog is right by your side!"
copied the entire post and graphic from [ Everlasting Blort ] because they nailed it!

This post is so funny.

Medford Idol: Vote Heidi.
Who really cares what she sounds like?

Tuesday, April 01, 2003

Danny Schechter: The New Dissector.
Dave Barry Writes About Writing For Steve Martin.
Best joke that Dave liked that didn't make it into Steve's monologue:
''Halloween 8 came out,'' Breckman said. ``I thought it was the best Halloween ever. It made Halloween 7 look like Halloween 5 .''
:-)

The Same Man [ Lyrics and mp3 ]
Written, Produced, and Peformed By: Rachel Loy of "Mass Ave".
This is for you my friend
I'm waiting on the other end
checkin' every day to see if you wrote me a letter
This is 'cause I miss my friend
off fighting with the other men
but you know I couldn't be more proud
even if I felt better
Nice interview on Channel 7 in Boston today.

Google buys Metafilter.

The People's Republic Of Jamaica Plain.

I designed the coolest JP T-Shirt yesterday.

It reflects the uniqueness of Jamaica Plain.

My friend Senga and I had lunch at El Oriental de Cuba. It's an amazing place! I had a sandwich cubano, it's a delicious combination of ham, pork, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and mustard, toasted in the best soft French bread. The sandwich is pressed down and comes out nicely heated!

This is one of the best sandwiches ever!

Afterwards we went over to The Brendan Behan Pub. Another reason why Jamaica Plain is the coolest. This pub has no TV's so you must pay attention to your friends. And that's not a bad thing. The music, when we were in there, was great. Travis, Jamiroquai, and The Police were playing.

There were a lot of beers to choose from.

I had to order a Duff Beer since they have that label on the Sam Adams Spring Ale handle!

It was fun to say. "I'll have a Duff."

Monday, March 31, 2003


SUSIE CASTILLO MISS USA®  2003.
USA. USA. USA.

Salty Beer.
Greg Schirf to Protest New Utah Beer Tax By Dumping 64 Gallons Of Beer Into The Great Salt Lake on April 3.

He demands, "Give me liberty or give me a cold one."

The Phraselator.
American troops in Iraq are using the Universal Translator Phraselator to talk to Iraqis.
Stop or I'll shoot.
Get out of the taxi.
Take me to your leader.
Would you like some macaroni and cheese?
I wonder if it has AIM installed?

Here's a story about it and another.

Sunday, March 30, 2003


It's a Giant Bicycle!

Citybike: It's a Chainless Bicycle!
Random Abstract Listening to BBC World Service.
You wanna get a feel for this war?
Listen to BBC World Service for several hours.
They are interviewing Iraqi people again and again.
Basically Iraqis hate Saddam but, they hate war/invasion/invaders more.
Oh oh, I'm listening.

The Latino Jewish Hip Hop Band, The Hip Hop Hoodios has a new Hanukah video, Ocho Kandelikas, that was added to the playlist on MTV.

Oy Vey!

The Onion: Point-Counterpoint: The War On Iraq.
Man arrested for insider trading attributes his financial success to time travel.
True or False?

Click the link to find out if Andrew Carlssin really turned $800 into $350 million in two weeks.

Ravi Jain: First Over New Zakim Bridge on a Motorcycle!
For self-proclaimed ''transportation pioneers'' Ravi Jain and Stefan Economou, yesterday was a beautiful day to tool around Boston's streets on a 1980 Yamaha motorcycle, hoping they could be the first members of the public to cross the Leonard P. Zakim Bunker Hill Bridge... Jain said afterward, ''...it was breathtaking coming up onto the bridge. The workers were so excited. I just gave them the thumbs up.''
My friend Ravi Jain becomes a part of history again.

Hear all about it on the Matty in the Morning radio show on Kiss 108 in Boston on Monday morning at 7:00AM.

Saturday, March 29, 2003

Iraq Vows More Suicide Attacks on Troops.
Iraq's vice president, Taha Yassin Ramadan, identified the bomber as an Iraqi army officer and said suicide attacks will now be "routine military policy". We will use any means to kill our enemy in our land and we will follow the enemy into its land. This is just the beginning. You'll hear more pleasant news later.
Not good.

SONGFIGHT!

Worlds Cutest Kitty.

David Lawrence has a copule a Internet/Radio shows: Net Music Countdown and onLine Tonight.

He has just created a web site that features Legal MP3 Downloads.

He also uses MarketBanker to add sponsored links to his site, interesting.

This is great, someone else out there who doesn't steal mp3s!

Friday, March 28, 2003


Epitonic Radio.
Try Epitonic Radio. Just click the genres you're interested in, select the number of tracks to play (up to 500), and go for it. You'll hear high-quality non-stop music, with no commercials. And it's very likely you'll find some new artists that you'll want to check out.
Looks very interesting. Now if I can only get it to play on my Mac!
via J-Walk

Adam Curry gets to test drive a Carver this weekend.

PROTEST records.
I was checking out my inbound links over at Technorati and found East-West magazine where there was a post that said that Thurston Moore of Sonic Youth launched protest records as a place to get free anti-war mp3's.

Jamaica Plain T-Shirts.
Dr. Bob Arnot Translates.
You are my friend if you stand there, but your are my dead friend if you step forward.
Dr. Bob Arnot just filed a report, from Iraq, on the Imus in the Morning show. It was an amazing report. In the end he told us that he's doing a little translating for the marines.
The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator.
I haven't gotten much done today. Nothing seems worth bothering with, but pfft. Whatever. I haven't been up to anything lately. I've just been letting everything wash over me recently. Oh well.
This could also work as a college radio DJ talk break generator.
via [ Wozz ] by way of [ Gary Hart ]

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.
Phasing out the human race by voluntarily ceasing to breed will allow Earth's biosphere to return to good health. Crowded conditions and resource shortages will improve as we become less dense.
They want to live long and die out.
via [ J-Walk ]
A Different Enemy
"The enemy we're fighting is different from the one we'd war-gamed against," - Lieutenant-General William Wallace
Oh oh.

Thursday, March 27, 2003

Major Part Of Big Dig To Open Sunday.
Along with the opening of the Lenny Zakim Bridge, the whole expressway that travels though downtown Boston is going to be replaced by a tunnel that runs underground from the southern part of Boston to the Northern part!

I must have been living in a cave, not to have understood that this was happening this weekend!

Wow!

Napkin Folding For Dummies.
Don't Zoom.
If you are doing any kind of video editing, you've gotta get Editing Techniques with Final Cut Pro by Michael Wohl.

He says:
When you physically move the camera closer to a subject, the relationship between the subject and the background changes in an organic way - similar to what you'd see in real life if you walked closer to an object. On the other hand, when you zoom in, the background is compressed in a way that our eyes cannot simulate. This odd visual effect can distract the viewer.
Ahh, so that's why using a zoom is bad.

I'm only on page 45 out of 457 and I've gottn my money's worth!

Rachel is a 30-year-old gun-totin' capitalist oppressor college student with two jobs. She sells stuff over at ThoseShirts.com.

Howard Dean at the JFK Library in Boston.
(08:50) Steve: i saw howard dean yesterday at JFK
(08:50) Steve: i was anticipating being excited by his oratory skills
(08:50) Steve: I was not
(08:50) Steve: too bad
(08:50) Dan: oh
(08:50) Dan: I like JFK
(08:50) Steve: seems like a nice guy though
(08:50) Steve: he tried
(08:50) Steve: but failed
(08:50) Steve: he's no JFK
(08:51) Dan: yah
(08:51) Steve: that was the place to invoke memories and stand out yet he was kinda dull
(08:52) Steve: one quote he said was , "I'm not afraid of taxes" OUCH
(08:52) Steve: that hurts

Wednesday, March 26, 2003

Shock and Awe: Achieving Rapid Dominance, by Harlan K. Ullman and James P. Wade.
The full text online.
via [ J-Walk ]

Heather!

Shannon!

Christina!
Okay...it's official, we're living "Starship Troopers."

Lenny Kravitz: "We Want Peace." [ Windows Media Download page at Rock The Vote ]
Lenny Kravitz released a peace anthem today, with Iraqi pop star Kadim Al Sahir.

There's an mp3 version over at wbcn. Thanks Adam 12!

This song rocks!

Let's see if it ever gets played on the radio.

*Update* - Adam 12's gonna play it on BCN!

Today's Front Pages from around the world.
Interesting to see what the main photo is on the front page of newspapers from different countries.

I wonder if this little girl will show up in your newspaper today?
via [ NextDraft ]

Buy a Peace Sign Button T-Shirt.

It's a classic peace sign button on a shirt without buttons!

Tuesday, March 25, 2003

Got Video? Publish it with CustomFlix.

Basra: Why they are not cheering.
The Agonist is the hot war blog right now.
How to make Netscape Mail display the Recipient instead of the Sender in the Sent Mail folder.
1. From the Edit menu, choose Preferences.
2. From the Mail & Newsgroups preferences category, select Copies and Folders.
3. You should see the Copies and Folders Preferences dialog box. Select where to store copies of your outgoing mail and newsgroup messages. If you don't want to use the default "Sent" folder, click "Choose Folder" to specify a folder location.
So basically, you just reselect your SENT FOLDER in Preferences.

That does it.

Saturday, March 22, 2003


Yulia is a Russian bride looking for a groom. She's calm, smart, honest, modest, kind, elegant, communicative, sensitive, and responsible.

She likes pop, disco, and romantic songs.
Mapping Iraq.
via [ fimoculous ]

Friday, March 21, 2003

New: Get Your War On.
Who needs Ashleigh Banfield when we've got Kelly O’Donnell.
The Collier Brothers.
"…They lived in terror that they would be poor (after effect of the Great Depression), that people would steal their possessions, and they hoarded everything, including a car they kept in the basement. It was too big to get in, so they disassembled it, then reassembled it in the cellar."
Al Roker just mentioned The Collier Brothers when discussing all the newspapers that Katie has piled up on the anchordesk.

It's New York City trivia that I hadn't heard about before.

Gotta go throw away some newspapers!

Thursday, March 20, 2003


CBS: 'Senior Officials' Think Saddam May Not Have Survived.
...evidence that put him in the bunker last night was very reliable, and they are confident that the cruise missiles and bunker-busting bombs that were fired at that bunker last night hit the target. So now, intelligence experts are studying the tape to determine if it is really Saddam, or a body double which he is known to use from time to time.
Well, he didn't hold up a newspaper like in Proof Of Life, so maybe he taped the message days ago?
via [ drudge ]
Odd Todd has a new cartoon.
Watch the outakes too!
via [ greengrl ]

NY Times: Hold It Right There, My Camera's Ringing.
Nokia also designed a new keypad for the 3650 in which keys are arranged like numbers on the face of a clock. The company says the new layout makes one-handed use easier.
Aren't a clock's numbers arranged clockwise?
A weblog in Baghdad.

The Adam Ezra Group: Free Show tonight at The Paradise.

SoundClick: Band History.

Vote for Adair Howell in Cosmo's amateur covermodel search.
via [ Fark ]

Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Evrybody's talking about Mark Romanek's Johnny Cash Music Video: Hurt.
via [ kingblind ]
Free Speech Means No Media.
Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia banned broadcast media from an appearance where he received an award for supporting free speech.

Huh?
Star Spangled Ice Cream.
Iraqi Road?
Howard Dean 2004 Call to Action Weblog.
Those Americans who opposed our going to war with Iraq, who wanted the United Nations to remove those weapons without war, need not apologize for giving voice to their conscience, last year, this year or next year. In a country devoted to the freedom of debate and dissent, it is every citizen’s patriotic duty to speak out, even as we wish our troops well and pray for their safe return. Congressman Abraham Lincoln did this in criticizing the Mexican War of 1846, as did Senator Robert F. Kennedy in calling the war in Vietnam 'unsuitable, immoral and intolerable.'
Howard Dean is running for president and has a weblog.

Another one - Howard Dean 2004.