It's a Jacuzzi AND a 42-inch high-definition Plasma monitor.

Call 1-800-555-TELL to play Blackjack with Sean Connery (voice done by an impersonator).

This inflatable speaker from Ellula Sounds is full of hot air.

Kinda cool, just as long as some kid at the beach doesn't start a game of kickball with it!

People on eBay are all excited about the Monkey Sailor Pez with No Feet I put up there today.

PEZ inspired the founder of eBay.

Nude Clothes.
via [ boingboing ]

Ramones Rock and Roll High School Button on eBay.

Rock N' Roll High School: The Movie.

I Burned My First CD!
OK. I know I'm late to this party, but I was stuck in Windows 95 world for years until my PC died and I recently moved to a Macintosh.

Since then, I've transfered all my music from CD to mp3 files in iTunes. I haven't listened to my CD collection this much in a long time. I love it. And don't get me started on the iPod. It Rocks!

So here's a listing of what I put on my first CD. It also includes some free mp3 files from mp3.com.

Song, Artist , CD
Main Title, Mark Snow, La Femme Nikita - Music From The Television Series Soundtrack
Have Some Rain, The Evinrudes, The Evinrudes Rock
Chemicals, The Control Group, an elaborate system of pulleys
Horses, Rubyhorse, Mini Hummer EP
Cut Chemist Suite, Ozomatli, Ozomatli
If I Forget to Call, Lifestyle Band, Frontier
Here & Now, Letters To Cleo, Melrose Place Soundtrack
I Don't Wanna Know, Julian Lennon, Photograph Smile
You Be You, Honey and the Bees, Bzzz
Backseat Driver, David Arnold & Alex Gifford, Tomorrow Never Dies
Chinese Burn, Curve, La Femme Nikita - Music From The Television Series Soundtrack
Break the Spell, Boy Wonder, Break the Spell Pop
Catcher In the Rye, B-Side, A Work In Progress
Two Young Hearts, Savannah, Savannah
Priest 85, Irritating Rainbow, The Painful Place and Robot Bastard Soundtrack
When You Finally Gonna Come Through, Jules Shear, Healing Bones
Getting Scared, Imogen Heap, I Megaphone
Als het vuur gedoofd is, Acda en de Munnik, Acda en de Munnik
Adiemus, Adiemus, Songs of Sanctuary

If you want to have as much fun as I'm having you've gotta get a Mac!

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Unsolicited commercial e-mail is bad.

Robot Bastard! Your Planet Needs You.

Listen to Priest_85.mp3, the groovy end theme to Robot Bastard!

It's The Osbournes Micro-website!

Send Jack to his room, dress him up on his army uniform, and have him stab stuff.

Homer Simpson Soundboard.

Always good for a laugh.

Mmm... beer.

Doh!

Chris Mathews Weblog. Hardball Online.
Jan Herman's Entertainment Weblog.
Eric Alterman's Weblog. Media, Politics and Culture.

What's the FREQUENCY Kenneth?

Turn your idea into millions.

Or not.

Turn Your LPs or Cassettes into CDs.
... or mp3's if you're like me and not using CDs anymore.

Pass Up Good for Great.

Stop for a moment and consider any major decisions you're currently faced with right now. Is there a purchase you need to make? Do you need to choose a new direction for your work? Once you have your choices clearly in mind, ask yourself the following question as you consider each possible choice: "Is this an Absolute Yes?" There's a good chance that you'll know the answer almost as soon as you ask the question. An "Absolute Yes" usually feels like a solid, immediate "Go for it!"

Go for it! No wait, don't go for it.

Elvis Costello is back in the news with a new album.

I guess it's time to sell my Elvis Costello pinback buttons from 1980 on eBay. Even if you're not interested in buying the buttons, check out the listing because I tell a cool story about seeing him in concert.

I put some cool Madness and Clash buttons up there too.

Here's a list of all my auctions on eBay.

Now you can go war driving to see if there are any Airport networks around.

Save the Whales!

Free Online Books!

Let the World Beer Games begin.

Voluptuous cheerleaders, decked out in sparkling pastel short outfits, demonstrate the beer chug and, little surprise here, end up with very wet shirts.

Mmm... Beer.