Leeann Tweeden supports our troops.
via [ fark ]

They Didn't Fake That Saddam Statue Falling.

Dr. David Dixon's Dictionaraoke contributions include Green Eggs And Ham mp3.

Radio 'raps' Saddam Hussein.

Saddam In The House
"I am so dead, I am so bad. Stop killing Iraqis... I am big daddy, this is my game. I don't have feelings, I don't have shame.

"Forty-eight hours left, Bush said, all my troops left me and fled

"Now I am sitting by myself... I am going to hell."

Saddam Rap mp3.
via [ Steve Minutillo ]

American Personality Identification Cards.
via [ One-Trick CyberPony ]

Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Considers Topless Pool.

The Hard Rock is considering putting in a topless swimming pool. If you're looking for a little sun and a whole lot of skin and hard bodies, the pool at the Hard Rock Cafe is the place to be.

"From day one it's been a very popular destination. The locals want to see it, the tourists always flock to it it's probably our #1 amenity," said Yale Rowe, Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. Going topless could make the pool even more popular.

How about the restaurants?

DefenseLink: Personality Identification Playing Cards.

Here's the official .PDF of the playing cards the military is issuing in Iraq now.
[ A downloadable 704 KB .pdf is free on this page ]

Iraq Most Wanted Identification Playing Cards (PDF version)
[ A downloadable 22.5 MB file is supposedly for sale on this page. ]

This is the HIGH QUALITY digital press (CMYK) and camera-ready electronic version of the deck of playing cards officially issued by the U.S. Department of Defense and currently being distributed to U.S. troops in Iraq. Other people are selling a low-resolution 700K file.

Haven't seen this CMYK file for sale anywhere else.

Slide Show.

Iraq playing cards on eBay.

MagPortal: Magazine articles on Macintosh computers and software.
You can read this month's Macworld, for free!

Married By America: It's the most explosive wedding ceremony yet!

There are two weddings. One on Saturday and one Sunday. What you were voting for was for the prize to which couple gets it, and then.. you have to wait and see if the couples get married. So let's say they both get married, but America voted for couple one, they get the money, and the other couple is married with nothing. Screwy huh.

Fight, Fight, Fight!

Flashing red beacon warns for snow (or today's Red Sox game is canceled).

Adjacent to the modern John Hancock Tower is the 1947 Old John Hancock Tower. This art deco building has a pyramid-shaped roof topped with a weather beacon. The beacon has a different color depending on the weather: clear blue means a clear view, flashing blue means clouds due, steady red signals rain ahaid and a flashing red beacon warns for snow (or today's Red Sox game is canceled).

Tonight it was blue.

'The Office' Wins Two BAFTA AWARDS.

Actor and writer Ricky Gervais landed two major awards on British television's big night of the year on Sunday for the acclaimed comedy "The Office."

As we say in America, "Go Ricky, Go Ricky, Go Ricky, Go Ricky."

Was Saddam Statue Event Staged for Cameras?

Maybe it was.

The War That Ended History.

"A country's identity, its value and civilization resides in its history. If a country's civilization is looted, as ours has been here, its history ends. Please tell this to President Bush. Please remind him that he promised to liberate the Iraqi people, but that this is not a liberation, this is a humiliation." -- Iraqi archeologist Raid Abdul Ridhar Muhammad, discussing the looting of the National Museum of Iraq.

Don't know much about history, anymore.

It's gone.

Saddam's Shagadelic Love Shack!

The doors of the town house opened to reveal a playboy's fantasy straight from the 1960s: mirrored bedroom, lamps shaped like women, air-brushed paintings of a topless blonde woman and a mustached hero battling a crocodile.

Grr... baby.
via [ greengrl ]

Boston International Comedy and Movie Festival.

For nine days, 150 comedians will come together from all across the globe to share their talents, celebrate the rich culture that the city of Boston has to offer - and compete for the honor of being the Best Comedian!

Oh this is going to be good. I'm looking forward to seeing Sparky Schneider and THE OTHER NETWORK at the Coolidge Theatre!

Joshua, you need a slimp3 so you can play iTunes, on your stereo, over your home Ethernet network.

Apple's Pro Digital Production Website.

War cancelled on two TV networks.

In separate announcements, the NBC and CBS networks confirmed that they have cancelled Operation Iraqi Freedom as of yesterday afternoon. "This has no bearing on the quality of the war," said an NBC spokesperson. "In fact, as we have said before, we believe it's one of the best wars to appear on TV. Our viewers are simply looking for non-war programming right now, and we need to focus on what our viewers want."

Kyocera Kurv Phone.

Michael Moore's Next Film: Fahrenheit 911.

...titled "Fahrenheit 911," is scheduled for release in the two months before Election Day. It tells "in part the story of twin errant sons of different oilmen," he says, and will stir together the pre-9/11 intersection of Bush and bin Laden family business interests when both had ties to the Carlyle Group.

Too much for me to read. I'll wait for the movie.