Dear Mom and Dad,
Things are going really great here at Northeastern. All the guys in the dorm are really friendly. We always do stuff together.
After the Patriots won the Super Bowl, went went out to Kenmore Square to celebrate. Lots of kids did.
I really felt a sense of community when we banded together to overturn cars. Cars are heavy.
We needed about 20 guys to help. Lots of kids jumped in.
We also started fire with just the possesions we had with us. Kinda like Survivor. One guy even set his own Northeastern hoodie on fire to keep us all warm.
These guys are so generous.
Hope all is well at home.
Please send money.
Northeastern says tip website inundated.