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Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Imaginary Girlfriend Only $22.50/month


Lauren.
Hello! I'm Lauren!! I WILL write back to your emails (as your girlfriend) and if you wanted I will leave a voicemail message for you too. I will send you one letter each week and will enclose at least one photo with every letter. I love to write and can't wait to share my hopes and dreams with you in writing.
Me: "Honey, is it ok for me to get a girlfriend if she's not real?"

Wife: "You're Fired!"
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