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Saturday, March 20, 2004

The IRS is Screwed Up!

IRS ignored tax scofflaws:
Last year, the IRS opted not to pursue 2.25 million tax cases, costing the government $14.1 billion in individual income taxes and $2.3 billion in corporate taxes.
I hate taxes as much as the next guy, but give me a break!

We decided not to collect over $16 billion in taxes?

Hello, IRS.

Is anybody home?

Who's in charge up there in Washington?

Oh right, George W. Bush.

The buck stops there.

Wanna see the most recent posts to TypePad blogs?

Check out the new TypePad Index.

Comcast wants you to pay and pay and pay

Comcast rolls out Tivo-like feature.
Comcast says its Digital Video Recorder service is available to customers throughout the Washington region. This is the first market in the country where Comcast is offering the service.

Comcast will charge an additional $9.95 per month for the service, and says there is no upfront equipment charge for the set top box.
Hmm.

Makes more sense to me to buy a TiVo with the $299 Product Lifetime subscription.

Comcast will be charging $119.40 per year for the TiVo-like device, but after 2.5 years you would have paid for the TiVo lifetime subscription.

The 154-caret Goldex


The Goldex Wristrock: For the gentleman too wealthy to give a crap what time it is.

I saw this ad in April's Maxim. ;-)

Apple Has Been Declared Dead 39 Times Since April, 1995

Apple Death Knell Counter.

via [ information leafblower ]

Oh oh. The BORG have invaded Vegas.

“Borg Invasion” claims to be the first “Star Trek” adventure to be shot digitally, and the first all-digital motion picture to incorporate live action and animation, within a 3-D environment. The multiple-angle approach allows viewers to experience 3-D effects from the front and overhead screens, as well as the left and right sides of the capsule. The visual presentation i
The Star Trek Experience: Borg Invasion 4D

She Needs A Group Hug

Group Hug Request #710831629:
i just want a casual shag but i'm dating this guy who sends me text messages saying how beautiful i am . it just makes me feel like puking and i get angry with him. why can't we just shag and then i can casually dump him and be on my merry way. is that so bad?
: hug :
via [ lost remote ]

You might as well run for president too

American Candidate Application.
via [ bloggerheads ] who has something on his mind

I found the button maker

Here's the button maker that automatically makes a web button like this

The link was over at [ boing boing ] who found it at [ horkulated ]

Friday, March 19, 2004

Have a Monkey Do it

SurveyMonkey.com
Online survey software run by a room full of monkeys with typewriters.

"Hi, my name is Dave Neeleman, and I'm the CEO of JetBlue. I'm here to serve you this evening."

Street Smarts: Learning From JetBlue.
"I get most of my ideas on flights like this one," Neeleman said. "The customers tell me what they want."
Cool.
via [ Evhead ]

The price of fame

This website www.larissameek.com is currently unavailable due to exceeded monthly traffic quota. Please visit again later.

SWISSMEMORY® USB Victorinox


The Swiss Army gets all the good stuff.
It is the first time that an original Swiss Army Knife has been equipped with a USB Memory.
Sweet!

Holy Mackeral!


Bill Frakes of Sports Illustrated, came in Second Place with this photo of Anne Stewart, The King Mackeral Queen in the Sports Portfolio category of the Pictures of the Year International competition.

Bill Greene of The Boston Globe won First Place in the News Picture category.
Congratulations Bill!

Boston Press Photographers Association member links.

Learn how Tom Brady got on the cover of Sports Illustrated


Eamon Hickey decribes the Sports Illustrated's digital workflow over at Rob Galbraith's Digital Photography Insights.
via [ J-Walk ] by way of [ Information Junk ]

Thursday, March 18, 2004

Don't Eat Old Soup

Jack just ate some old soup and might die.

People. Please!

Follow the Food Shelf Life Recommendations before eating things you have at home.

What's Your Favorite Swear Word?


Channel 4 has the answer ( FLASH VIDEO ). [ If swearing upsets you, DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK ]

[ On the other hand, if you think the FCC is trying to take away our freedom of speech, click away! ]
via [ That's Just Not Right ]

See U Next Tuesday.

Riley's "See You Next Tuesday" Page.

Elizabethan Insults.

Untitled: A Bad Teen Novel

This book is not good. In fact, it's quite awful. I wrote it in 1987-88, when I was thirteen years old and in grade 8. I had just moved to a new, much snootier school, and wrote this in part to make friends with the girls in my class. I used to write a chapter a night and then read it out on the school bus the next day. I guess I didn't realize how awful it was. I can say it was well-received by my peers.
I wonder if my friend Ralph, now Michael, still has his novel kicking around.

I'll have to ask him.

We Caught A Possum

The animal catchers caught a possum in my backyard while I was away.

My neighbor said that it was HUGE.

The animal catcher guy told us that the possum was so big that it couldn't get into the cage all the way and then got stuck halfway in. He told us that it WAS huge.

I wish I was there to record it with my digital camera.

All I can provide is a link to this interesting antique label company website.

Sorry.

Maybe we'll catch the possum's mate?

My Dirt is Cramming

The Soil and Plant Tissue Testing Laboratory.

Mac OS X Update 10.3.3

The new Max OS X 10.3.3 update includes this:
Use F1-F12 for custom actions.

Guess you don't need a 3rd party app anymore.

Asteroid Rockets Towards Earth

NASA says that this small near-Earth asteroid (NEA) will miss earth by 26,500 miles at 5:08 PM.

You can compare how close this is on the handy NEO Earth Close Approach Tables.

Learn to play the piano on a Mac

You can learn to play the piano on a Macintosh with the eMedia Piano and Keyboard Method.

I've been looking for a replacement for the Piano Discovery System that used to be available for a PC.

The Piano Education Page.

Wednesday, March 17, 2004

How To Bag Groceries

Keep food safe when bagging groceries.
Pack heavier items on the bottom; place eggs and other fragile items on top
Follow these grocery bagging rules if you find yourself bagging your own groceries at a self-sevice checkout.

More on The DaVinci Code: Uncover the Code Contest

Here's one of the questions:
What enigmatic sculpture stands one degree north of 37 degrees, 57 minutes, and 65 seconds North by 77 degrees, 8 minutes, and 44 seconds West.
Here's the answer:
You will notice that “one degree north” puts the location substantially further north of Richmond. Further, there can only be 60 minutes, which means that there cannot be 65! After you look at your dust jacket you will see a decimal point between the 6 and the 5. So the location you are looking for is at 38°, 57’, 6.5” north latitude; and 77°, 8’, 44” west longitude.

This is the location of the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia. The statue you’re looking for is called Kryptos, and it stands in the courtyard. It’s weird, being a piece of metal with letters on it, in code – the workers there spend their time trying to decode the thing, but supposedly nobody ever has. I’m sure you can find more info on that statue online, but I am not inclined to spend any more time on this matter, so at this point you are on your own.
The Story behind “Kryptos”.

Elonka's Kryptos Page.

Cult of Dan Brown.

Matt Thornton has the answers.
The DaVinci Code at amazon.com.

I Just Finished The DaVinci Code

I used to be a big fan of Stephen King. I always enjoyed how he easily wrapped real life locations into his fiction.

In Dan Brown's The DaVinci Code [ amazon.com ], Brown wraps both locations and history into his novel.

The DaVinci cade was a fast read. I learned a lot and now want to learn more.

The DaVinci Code: Uncover the Code Contest.

The Official web site if bestselling author Dan Brown.
THIS NOVEL IS VERY EMPOWERING TO WOMEN. CAN YOU COMMENT?
Two thousand years ago, we lived in a world of Gods and Goddesses. Today, we live in a world solely of Gods. Women in most cultures have been stripped of their spiritual power. The novel touches on questions of how and why this shift occurred…and on what lessons we might learn from it regarding our future.
Dismantling The Da Vinci Code

Breaking The Da Vinci Code

THE DAVINCI CODE movie casting news

A Review and Critique of The DaVinci Code

Deconstructing 'Da Vinci'

The DaVinci Code at amazon.com.

Canon S400 Price Drops Again!


Canon PowerShot S400 4MP Digital Camera w/ 3x Optical Zoom.
Now it's $318.99 at Amazon.com.

I got mine earlier this month and love it!

Jasmine Trias and John Stevens


Last night's American Idol was a good one.

Fantasia Barrino is going to win obvs.

Jasmine Trias and John Stevens should make the final three.

Simon agrees with me on two out of three.

It's a bird


Here's a photo of a bird kite that I put on my photo blog.

Crazy Balloon Kites


Here's a short movie of crazy balloons flying above Delray Beach that I put on my video blog.

A pink teddy bear and a scuba diver!

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

General Edward Lawrence Logan

General Edward Lawrence Logan International Airport (BOS) Real-time Status.

General Edward L. Logan
was a first generation Irish-American, military leader, civic leader and municipal judge with family roots in Ballygar, Galway. Edward was the oldest of nine children, raised at 560 East Broadway in South Boston.

My First JetBlue Experience

The JetBlue airplane was lumbering through the air at 516 mph at an altitude of 31,930 feet. It was hot. So hot that I had to remove my sweater and shirt.

Good think I had my FNX T-Shirt on!

We'd gotten off to a late start because a FedEx plane at Fort Lauderdale got a flat tire on the runway. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Storrow Drive Airport Signs Are Messed Up
The trip from our house to the airport took about 20 minutes. At the end of Storrow Drive, there's a sign that says, Government Center Exit Only. That would lead me to believe that the exit for Logan Airport is somewhere else up ahead. Nope. It's on that exit too! Maybe the sign should be changed to say Government Center and Logan Airport Exit only?

Parking or Central Parking? Make up your mind.
We parked at Central Parking. Again the signs leading the way were inaccurate. there was an initial sign that said, 'Parking." Upon seeing it I asked my wife, "Where's Central Parking?" She said that's it. Oh. We'll up ahead there WAS a sign that said Central Parking. there was an LED sign that said the best parking could be found on level 3, so we parked there. It turns out that Level 3 wasn't actually the best place to park since the walkway from Central PArking to terminal E is on level 4. I'll make a note of that for next time.

I haven't been to terminal since it was finished and was impressed. As we neared the terminal, we ran through a sound installation on religions from around the world. I'd hear about it on the radio. A woman combines all types of music and chants from different religions and now has an exhibit of them in the ramp between Central Parking and Terminal E. Maybe I'll have time to listen to it when I get back home.

A Personal Greeting
We rushed up to the ticket counter and no other passengers were in line. The airline representative asks me, "Mr. Garfield?" Ha Ha. Yup. We must have been the very last people to get there for our 11:20 flight. She says that we'll probably make it.

Airport Security: Defined by a Peanut Butter Snadwich.
Next up was airport security. People were taking their shoes off all over the place. So I did too. I put them in a little box along with my computer, phone, camera and jacket. After it all went through the scanner, the attendant told me that the computer had to go back through since it needed to be in it's own little separate box. Fine.

When my backpack came though the attendant asked who's bag it was. Funny that the girl beside me claimed ownership of my bag. She quickly realized that it wasn't hers.

I then said it was mine and they had to open it and look around.

Out comes my camera battery recharger, my phone charger, my eyeglass case, and my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Do you have anything sharp in here like a knife, " they asked.

"Nope," I replied.

The he pulls out my all purpose pocketknife, screwdriver, wine cork, nail file, etc. combo. "Oh, I forgot that was in there."

Well we have to take it but we won't take you Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich.

You can pay $8 and we'll mail it to you, or you can go back to the checkin counter and check it as baggage.

I decided to let them keep it and sell it on eBay or whatever they do with confiscated things. I got it at a trade show anyway as a free promo.

There's Been A Delay.
So we made it to the gate with 20 minutes to spare and then hear the dreaded announcement that's the bane off all air-travelers. There's been a delay.

JetBlue was cool though, during the delay, because they brought out nice free snacks and drinks for us. And we didn't even have to get out of our seats for 'em. We just sat there and they brought by all kinds of fun food. There were Blue chips, Chocolate cookies, animal crackers, Doritos, and a little blue box called JetBlue snack. That was made up of some Oreo Cookies, Wheat Crackers, moldy cheese and a lifesaver. I passed on the moldy cheese since it was the bad kind of moldy cheese and not the good kind that cheese connoisseurs like.

Roomy Seats and Your Own TV.
When we boarded the plane we settled into our comfy JetBlue seats with lots of leg room. I like that. They we took our free headphones and plugged in to our personal TV screen that had a bunch of channels of programs with nothing worth watching. Note: Bring your own headphones for higher fidelity.

Overall it was a great JetBlue experience and I'd fly them again. I just saw that they have $99 promo fares out to the West Coast. A good deal.

Monday, March 15, 2004

Getting Tough With the Right


The Gadflyer launched today.
"The age of the wimpy left is over," said The Gadflyer's Editor-in-Chief Paul Waldman upon announcing the launch. "It's not only money that has brought the right so far in recent decades. Conservatives have also fueled their successes with their political mindset. Simply put, they play to win. It's time for progressives to do the same. With that in mind, during the publication's launch week we will present a series of articles outlining important ways for progressives to get tough."
Cue Rocky Theme.

Sunday, March 14, 2004

History in the Making.

America For Sale Dot Org.
Americaforsale.org is not a news site, we provide links to archived stories on news sites, which provide current up to the minute news. This site is only an archive of recent history. There's no opinion on this site. What you will find is real events, with real sources with the links to back them up. The sources we've cited include the FBI, the CIA, CNN, CBS News, ABC News, the Washington Post, the New York Times, Newsweek and the BBC. There is an incredible amount of both misinformation and misunderstanding out there, with this site we're trying to correct that. This is not conspiracy theory, this is the news and it’s history in the making.
Everything you know is wrong.
via [ Doc Searls ]

Saturday, March 13, 2004

Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update Dress Rehersal Cuts

Stuff that didn't make the final show.
via [ The Ultimate Insult ]

Ricky Gervais Alias Bomb Expert

Ricky Gervais is going to be on Alias Sunday night as a serious bomb expert.

That's great!

Maybe he can guest star on a few of my other favorite shows:

Ricky Gervais to star as the next Bachelor.

Ricky Gervais to join Survivor All Stars as a surprise challenge reward.

Ricky Gervais to join Monk as a competing wise cracking know it all detective.

Ricky Gervais to join The Sopranos as Carmela's new love interest.

Ricky Gervais to join The Today Show as a special correspondent.

Where do you think Ricky Gervais should show up on TV next?

Friday, March 12, 2004

Television Tropes, Idioms, and Devices

A catalogue of the tricks of the trade for writing television scripts.

Check out The Scream:
A character finds something out or hurts themselves and screams. To show that this is the loudest scream ever, cut to a shot of the surrounding area with the audio of the scream still going, then to the countryside (where it might disturb livestock or a farmer), and possibly further back to a shot of Earth from space all the while with the scream still looped in the background.

If on planet Earth, The Scream must cause birds to burst from the brush in a panic.
Ravi, since each entry on the site is a WikiWord, you've got to add The Spit Take, which was popularised on your web only sitcom Three Abreast.
via [ Metafilter ]

The New Pentagon Papers

Salon.com has just broken a major story detailing how the Pentagon created a special office to manipulate intelligence data on Iraq and WMDs. It's written by Karen Kwiatkowski, a military offer who was part of this unit, telling us the inside story in her own words.

The Salon story makes it even clearer than before that the Bush administration deliberately misled us in the run-up to the war in Iraq a year ago. The problem was not bad intelligence -- it was deliberate distortion of the facts.

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Hey man, keep Howard Stern on the air!

WBCN 1st Amendment Line.
The 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution States:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

The 1st Amendment is under Attack. Your right to free speech is being threatened. Show your support for Howard Stern by calling the WBCN 1st Amendment line toll free at 866-790-7663 and voice your thoughts freely.
Maybe my call will get on the air:
First they came for Howard Stern and I did nothing.

Then they came for Adam 12 and still, I remained silent.

[ Telephone rings in the background ]

Oh, Oh. It's the FCC calling for me.
Listen to the calls, click here.

Hello Brittany


The Women of 'Average Joe: Adam Returns'.
So the first busload of girls on the new Average Joe 3 are going to be mostly average, except for Brittany, and Anna.

But there's going to be a BIG SURPRISE!

Hmm, I wonder what that's going to be.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

Lir 903 Boylston St Boston, MA

We had dinner and drinks at LIR in Boston tonight.

Tell me, why do the restaurants on Newbury Street get to comandeer the City Parking Meters for their private Valet parking?

Huh, why?

LIR wasn't too crowded, so we got a nice seat in front of the TV to watch the Celtics game.

Big news, I found another bar in Boston serving Smithwicks. So I ordered one.

The waitress informed me that it's pronounced Smiddicks.

"I know", I replied, "I just called it Smithwicks since it's new to Boston and lots of people probably don't know how to pronounce it."

The food was great, Sheapards Pie and Veggie Quesadilla.

Fresh Squeezed Magazine

Juicy.

Neat photos

Andrea Sally Fischman Photography.

Fight Cancer

The Jimmy Fund.

Give me a DVD drive with toast and a decaf coffee

LaCie 8x Dual DVD±RW Drive now shipping with Toast 6 Titanium.

Are you a Netflix freak?

Netflix Freak is a full-featured Mac OS X application for managing your Netflix account, offering many additional features not available via the Netflix website.

Functional Function Keys on a PowerBook

fnSwitch is an application that changes the behaviour of the fn key for the new Apple PowerBooks. It allows to use function keys without the fn key.

Now you can get a WiFi squeezebox

Slimdevices has a new digital music player with built-in 802.11b wireless networking.

Take Action Against AIDS

Aids Action Committee of Massachusetts.

Change Your Oil

Enova Oil.

In Japan it's called Healthy Econa Cooking Oil and is the best selling brand.

Robbed!

LISA LEUSCHNER.
Lisa,
You'll always be my American Idol.
--Steve

Hi, is Chris Rock there?

Laura got Chris Rock's old cell-phone number.

It's funny when Adam Sandler calls.

Go read her story.

How can it be 'The Best Week Ever' if they tape it on Tuesday?

Wil Wheaton says:
Yesterday, I taped another Best Week Ever, which will air this Friday.
Seems like a short week to me.

The O' Franken Factor

You've gotta love Al Franken's new radio show name.

It'll be airing on Air America Radio.

Put your savings in bonds?

U.S. Savings Bonds Online

This is a good candy packaging idea

Celebrations.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Shirts that create the illusion of tattoos


Sleeves: Original Tattoo'd Clothing.
via [ NewYorkish ]

She Bangs Out A Record Deal

William Hung Gets a record Deal.

City-based storytelling

Boston Stories is part of The City Stories Project.

It's a series of personal stories where the city itself becomes a character in your story.
via [ J-Walk ]

Racoons Eat Squirrels

Commonwealth Wildlife Control was here to reset the squirrel trap and set up a racoon trap.

Turns out that racoons eat squirrels.

Bill, the trapper, says that you don't want racoons. They are worse than squirrels!

Bill took the time to point out where the traps were all set and where all the squirrel urine is running down the side of the house. Bill says that squirrel urine will rot up my clapboards.

He then went on to tell me about the breeding habits of squirrels and how they have babies in April. The squirrels are now building their nests out of anything they can find including insulation to power lines. That's bad because if they eat through the insulation, a fire could start and your whole house could burn down.

How do you kill grey squirrels?
We'd like to see them captured in a live capture trap then humanely killed by a gun or a blow to the head
Die! Squirrels Die!

The TiVo Top Ten

Here are the top 10 Season Pass™ recordings among TiVo subscribers, based on anonymous, aggregated data, for the week ending 02/20/04. ( * notes if I record the show )

1. Friends * Nope
2. Sex and the City * Nope, On-Demand
3. CSI: Crime Scene Investigation *Nope
4. The Apprentice * Yup
5. American Idol * Yup

6. The West Wing * Nope
7. ER * Yup
8. 24 * Yup
9. Survivor: All-Stars * Yup

10. Will & Grace * Nope

Source: News You Can Use From TiVo, Volume 47

Do Dogs Sell Newspapers?


Looks like the Globe and Herald think so.

The Herald has the story:
Dogs get their day at city hearing: Tearful owners decry `hot spots.
Crumb, a 15-month-old Vizsla who was shocked on Harrison Avenue last week, peers down on the proceedings. (Staff photo by Nancy Lane)
The Globe has the story:
NStar spars with city on electric shocks.
Crumb, a Hungarian Viszla, was on hand for yesterday's hearing; his co-owner testified that a shock in Chinatown has changed the dog's disposition. (Globe Staff Photo / Bill Greene)
Note to Globe proofreaders: It's spelled V-i-z-s-l-a.

Is that a PC in your pocket?

Or are you just happy to see me?

The OQO ultra personal computer (uPC) asks the question.

You provide the answer.

Stick a Video Camera on your Baseball Cap

Deja View Model 100.
I guess that's a way to get some footage of the bartender.

Ben and Liv

Jersey Girl in theatres everywhere March 26.

No J.Lo to be found in the trailer.

She must be in the suite.

Monday, March 08, 2004

Sunday, March 07, 2004

Let's Get Married


I filmed this play today and enjoyed it.
Hey, Let's Get Married: How Timmy and Teddy Celebrate Their Twentieth Anniversary. At the Leland Theater of the Boston Center for the Arts, 537 Tremont Street, Boston. March 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, 12 and 13. Showtimes are @ 8:00, Saturday matinees at @ 2:00, Sunday matinee at 3:00, Sunday evening show @ 7:00. Tickets $10, $7 for groups of 10 or more. Ticket Info: 617-426-ARTS (Box Office)

It’s Theodore and Timothy’s 20th anniversary, and finally they have the chance to get married for real. In monologue, song and sketch, each reflects on how they met, the eccentricies they’ve learned to live with, and the baggage of their past--while anticipating their future as a married couple, or as one prohibited from marrying. Part love story, part social satire, "Let's Get Married" is populated by a zany ensemble of political and religious figures and family members.
It had drama, current events, music, singing, and humor.

A talented cast was called upon to play many roles on the topic of gay marriage.

I can't let you leave because the computer is down.

So I was at the Faulkner hospital again today and troubles getting out of the parking lot.

The fee was $3. I handed the attendent a $20.

He couldn't open the register.

It seemed to be locked.

He had to call some one to help him.

I found $3 in my wallet and offered it to him.

"How about if I give you the $3 and you give me back my $20, open the gate and let me out of here, and figure out the problem with the cash register later?"

"I can't do that," he replied.

The register controls the bar that goes up and down and he couldn't lift it without the register allowing it to.

So help soon arrived and the supervisor told the attendent to push a button. That allowed the register to open.

We got our change, 17 $1 bills, and left.

Twisty Little Passages

Cool! A book about Adventure and Zork!

This guy liked it so much he took notes. Detailed notes.

An Interview with Nick Montfort, the author.

Nick's Twisty page.

Nick Montfort Webpage.

The Colossal Cave Adventure page.

Everything you ever wanted to know about the magic word XYZZY.

Blogs meet Mobile Phones

WINKsite.

Saturday, March 06, 2004

This is war!


You might remember my DIE! SQUIRRELS DIE! post from last year where squirrels were trying to eat their way into my house.

Well, THEY"RE BACK!

See all those wood chips on the ground. That's my house! Little pieces of my house!

Monday we trap those suckers and send them off to parts unknown.

Please describe the circumstances leading to the crash and any other relevant information:

I WAS WATCHING THE FINAL EPISODE OF COMPUTERMAN AT CHANNEL1O1.COM

JUST when Jack Black fed God the magic berries, Safari quit on me!

Tune in to Channel 101


The new Channel 101 shows are out and you've got to watch Call Me Cobra.

Flashed


Funny how my flash lit up these highway signs.

Friday, March 05, 2004

Don't you know how to knock?

Omarosa shocked America last night by walking into Donald Trump's closed door deliberations about who to fire.

Trump did not shock America when he told Omarosa, "You're Fired."

Many people were upset because he didn't say "You're Fired" last week, so I think they edited in Trump saying "You're Fired" last night.

If you take a look at the scene, they switch the camera to Omarosa, and then you hear "You're Fired."

How About Kerry / Clinton 2004?

The Next Best Thing to Being President

Kerry / Clinton 2004 from Choose our president 2004.

The Leaning Tower of Pizza


Prince Restaurant, on Route 1 in Saugus, has the best pizza on the North Shore.

Going there makes me happy.

What's so great about Prince Pizza?

It has a thick breaded crust. Not one of those thin crusts that allow all the toppings to fall all over the table.

How long have you been going to Prince?

Well, I grew up on the North Shore, so I started going there with my parents. Then when I was in High School, it was a fun place to go after work. Prince was also a good place to take dates.

What's makes Prince Special?
The family who owns it. Arthur Castraberti bought it in 1961 and always had a smile and a nice word to say to you each time you visited the restaurant. He's retired now and his son carries on the tradition of giving you a warm greeting.

Thursday, March 04, 2004

Does this logo look familiar?


Dining-in's logo looks a lot like the new Verizon Wireless in-network logo.

I see no green button here


Funny how the sign says "Press GREEN BUTTON For Ticket", but all the green has worn off the button.

Verizon Wireless FREE in-Network Calling isn't free


Over on the Verizon Wireless website it says:
Talk to any Verizon Wireless customer anytime without using any of your allowance minutes from within the IN-Network Coverage Area.
Sounds like a good deal, but it was free to change to this plan in February, not now.

It's valid for new customers only.

That means you have to go into a Verizon Wireless Store and sign up for a new contract. For me that means extending my current contract so that it runs for a total of 2 years.

Not a big deal, but it would have been much easier if they could just let me click a button on a web page.

What Time Is It, Human?

The Human Clock will tell you.

Which fictional character, other than monsters, was in the most movies?

Charlie Chan wasn't truly a fictional character.
Chan's creator, author Earl Derr Biggers, patterned him after a real-life detective in Honolulu named Chang Apana that he read about in the newspaper in 1919.
There were 47 Charlie Chan movies
Charlie Chan was the Chinese detective created by Earl Derr Biggers. There were 44 "Charlie Chan" movies made from 1931 to 1949 (actually, there were three others from 1925 to 1929, each with a differenct actor who played Chan).
Can someone please tell me how many movies Santa Claus was in?

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

My Photoblog


Since I started up a blog for Boston Photobloggers, if figured that I'd better start my own photoblog at Steve Garfield Photography.

Smart Genes: An Open Source Novel By Rick Heller And The Open Source Community

Smart Genes: An Open Source Novel.
When Sandra flicked on the bedroom light, she didn't expect to see a postman with a shotgun.

Sandra screamed, stifling the reflex midway, so it sounded like a loud, undignified hiccup. Resting on the bed was a man in a blue uniform with an American eagle patch. "I'll kill you first," he said. Beneath his left hand, a shotgun lay in plain sight upon the bedding.

Kill me first? Sandra was stunned. She wondered what he would do second. Stuff her body into a mailbag and bury it under a pile of dead letters? Sandra heard her heartbeat chopping in her ears like a helicopter's rotating blades.
Readers may edit the text of the novel.

Hmm.

I think Sandra should take off her clothes before turning on the light.

What DJ Spooky is listening to.

WebJay: Listener-created playlists of music on the web.

DJ Spooky is listening to Remixes of Howard Dean's rebel yell.

Why do married people share the same email address?

I have no idea.

Now hisandhermail.com lets the happy couple set up their own domain name with an email address for him, and another one for her.

Nice and easy for people who don't know, or don't care to know how to set up their own domain.

There's a gargoyle in my photo

J-Walk found this thread over at dpreview.

It shows you how to take and ordinary image and modify it to come out with something completely different.

I tried it with a flower and came out with a hidden gargoyle
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I had to play around with the steps to get it to work in Photoshop.

Here are the revised steps:
layer - duplicate layer
edit - transform - flip layer horizontal
layers pallette - turn opacity down to 50%
layer - flatten image
image - adjustments - levels
This is very timely since I just got back from a meeting of the Boston Camera Club. They have competitions every week for members and one of the categories is creative.

Do you think this one would make a good entry?

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Now it's a VP Horserace I guess


Draft Kerry Edwards?

City of Boston - Election results.

Don't let the media pick our president.

I voted today.

I decided in the voting booth.

Imagine the Dream Team - Campaign Song [ mp3 ]

Forbes: Best Photo Blogs

Forbes picked these five as their Best Photo Blogs:

A Day In The Life

Catherine Jamieson *

Daily Dose Of Imagery

Quarlo

Ten Years Of My Life *

I had already blogged two out of their five.

Twenty Candidates on Today's Massachusetts Primary Ballot

2004 Presidential Primary Candidates.
Does voting in today's election even matter?

Joey McIntyre Hanging in JP

Joey McIntyre was in JP yesterday.

He's got a new album coming out on Artemis Records next month. It's titled 8:09. That's the date that he met and married his wife. Like Matt Seigel says, "He met and married his wife on the same day!"

Why it's 8:09 and not 8/09 is the question.

He'll be on KISS 108 at 3:00 with Artie the One Man Party!

joeymcintyre.com.

Memory Loss After Surgery

ELDERLY FACE RISK OF IMPAIRED MEMORY FOLLOWING MAJOR SURGERY
The study also shows a significant correlation between cognitive decline and a person's ability to perform routine daily living activities such as shopping, house work and bodily care, though the cause-effect relationship has not been established.

"The cognitive decline exists, and it is disturbing," Gravenstein said. "It may, in fact, be pushing some people from independence to dependence because they are no longer able to care for themselves."

Researchers disproved their original theory that low blood pressure and lower levels of oxygen in the blood - occasional postoperative conditions monitored during the study - could be linked to cognitive decline. The study, however, failed to pinpoint an exact cause for the decline.

"The exact cause may be very complex," Gravenstein said. "The anesthetic, other drugs and the specific operation could all play a role. We just won't know until we complete further studies."
The International Study of Post-Operative Cognitive Dysfunction (ISPOCD).

Bypassing the full facts on heart surgery.
It is now known that post-operative mental deficits may occur with other major surgical procedures as well. After following up on 1,218 patients, another respected journal, The Lancet, reported 'unequivocally' in March 1998 that 'anaesthesia and surgery cause long-term post-operative cognitive decline in the elderly'.
Post-Op Fevers and Cognitive Decline.

Acute Confusional State.

Minimental Status Exam.

It's a scary situation to be in, but sometimes lots of fluids, a bag of blood and some Potassium does the trick!

Feed a fever.

Monday, March 01, 2004

Keisha Castle-Hughes on Oxygen

"Whale Rider" swims to Oxygen
The heart-stirring New Zealand film “Whale Rider,” about a young Maori girl determined to become her tribe’s first female chief, was 2003’s ultimate chick flick.

So there’s nothing surprising about Oxygen — the other women’s channel — grabbing the U.S. broadcast rights to “Whale Rider.” What is a pleasant surprise is the timing: You can see it at 8 p.m. ET tonight.
Program your TiVo's!

The Canon S400 Price Just Dropped


Canon PowerShot S400 4MP Digital Camera w/ 3x Optical Zoom.
Now it's $329.00 at Amazon.com!

A great deal.

Menounos, Angelina, Nicole, Jennifer Garner, Sofia and Charlize

Best Oscar Recap Evs Obvs.