Over the summer I was experimenting with a Dilbert spin-off comic strip about a little boy and his pig growing up in the clueless country of Elbonia. Unfortunately this isn't a good time to launch a comic featuring people who look like the Taliban. So it's on the shelf, probably permanently.Hey Scott... go for it. Funny is funny! Mel Brooks would tell you to do the strip. Look what he did to Hitler.
The main character is a little boy named Plop. He's the only Elbonian who has no bodily hair. In Elbonia, even the women and babies have full beards, so everyone naturally thinks Plop is slow.
America needs you Scott Adams, now more than ever!