The MPAA defines a home theater

BBspot - MPAA Lobbying for Home Theater Regulations:

"The MPAA is lobbying congress to push through a new bill that would make unauthorized home theaters illegal. The group feels that all theaters should be sanctioned, whether they be commercial settings or at home."

What's scary about this story is that it seems real, even after reading the whole thing. What tipped me off was the next story on the sidebar, "MPAA to Thwart Pirates by Making All Movies Suck."