Off On A Tangent

Tabloid Talk Show Host Goes To War.

"I haven't had a shower in two weeks and I have to defend whether I'm carrying a six-shooter?" the former talk show host said to the AP. "It's ridiculous." ... his policy violates Geneva Convention rules stating that journalists should go unarmed in war zones to distinguish them clearly from combatants.

Hmm... I think they need to add a rule about showering.