Chortler -- Bush Personally Thanks Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton and Prince Charles For Keeping Iraq Out Of Headlines

At this crucial time in our history, when keeping people uninformed has never been more important, these celebrities stood up and performed shocking deeds which shifted attention away from what really matters, President Bush stated.

via [ Adam Curry and his thoughts on Michael Jackson ] by way of [ Halley ] from [ Jack ] who now has Halley on his blogroll.