Meep Emailer Reported to Danvers Police Department

School-girls #1 by Ed Yourdon, on Flickr CC BY-SA

Danvers High School baned students from saying the word "meep", Theodora Michaels sent an email to the school principal:

An open letter to Principal Murray of Danvers High School (MA):

Meep.

Sincerely,
Theodora Michaels

Here's the reply email from Assistant Principal Mark Strout, which said (in full)

"Your E-mail has been forwarded to the Danvers Police Department."

via Universal Hub.