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Good evening, James Edwards with your nightly news. Tonight police are frantically searching for a machete killer sure to strike again, and soon. Is he in your neighborhood? Stay tuned, we'll let you know.
I'm Betty Fierden. A strange new virus that eats human flesh has been found at certain grocery stores in our city. We'll let you know which ones, a little later in our broadcast.