"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" is losing a little off the fastball already.

This week, they made over a guy who used to be in the marines. He was in shape physically, and seemed to have his act together in general. The only problem with him I could see was his apartment was a bit disorganized. His entire physical makeover consisted of something they applied to his face the purpose of which wasn't clear to me. That was it. No haircut, no eyebrow waxing, nothing. The guy even already had two suits! Come on!

Ha!