Wednesday, January 21, 2004

Shorter State of the Union

State of the Union.

Goodness is good. Families are good. Drug use is down. Steroids are bad. STDs are bad. Fact: Abstinence is the only solution. Culture is bad. Marriage is good. Gay people are bad.
Democratic response.

America is good. Democrats are good. We should cooperate with other countries.
America is good. Americans are good. Dead people are bad. Cheap drugs are good.
via [ The Ultimate Insult ] via [ B.A.'s Weblog ]

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