Let's pick up the story with Dan Dierdorf's call of Tom Brady getting hit:
This is awful! What terrible luck for the Patriots! Lawyer Milloy hit him below the knee and, oh, my God, this is terrible! Dick, I think his right leg was actually severed from his body!LOL!
OK, I made that last part up. But you get the idea. I finally glance over at Dad -- he's totally frozen. He doesn't know whether to throw up or have a heart attack.
Bill, you are the best!