Bill Simmons makes his playoff picks and tells us an amusing story about him and his dad watching last week's Pat's game.
Let's pick up the story with Dan Dierdorf's call of Tom Brady getting hit:
This is awful! What terrible luck for the Patriots! Lawyer Milloy hit him below the knee and, oh, my God, this is terrible! Dick, I think his right leg was actually severed from his body!LOL!
OK, I made that last part up. But you get the idea. I finally glance over at Dad -- he's totally frozen. He doesn't know whether to throw up or have a heart attack.
Ha.
Bill, you are the best!
