They'll Publish Anything

Excerpts From My Third Grade Journal

January 29, 1981

Today Steven and I were kissing this sixth-grade girl. I kissed her once, but Steven kissed her about twenty times. I tried to get her again but there was this other sixth-grade girl guarding her and she threw me across that place. Then Mrs. Templeton, the principal, found out and we all got in trouble.

They'll publish anything?

Gotta go look up some old stuff.

Bye.
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